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  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Aug 20
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Evan, a remarkably average paranoid insomniac.

I like rat kings, conspiracy theories, plague doctors, and recordings of sad 911 calls.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an ordained priest through the Church of the Latter Day Dude, as well as an ordained minister through the Universal Life Church. Ordained Pope of Discordianism.
Aspiring shaman, ayahuasquero, and psychonaut. I'm a gringo spirit guide.
Amateur homebrewer.
Waiting till I turn 25 for the trust fund to kick in.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing sonnets
Paul McCartneying a bowl
Eating onions like apples
Enforcing the patriarchy and quashing feminism
Words With Friends
Growing beards and making mead
Watching LiveLeak snuff videos while eating food
Using wild plants to go to the moon and back
Wikipediaing serial killers at 3:04 in the morning
Rolling doobies
Blowin rangs
Bowling, driving around, the occasional acid flashback
Mario Kart Double Dash/Beerio Kart
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some type of beardly activity on my face
Or being fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Breakfast of Champions, Naked Lunch, the original Winnie the Pooh by A.A. Milne (don't hate), Candide, Trainspotting, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Principia Discordia, Anything Huxley, Tolkien, Kafka, Shakespeare, Vonnegut or Dickens. Oh, and anything by Irvine Welsh.
I sure as hell wouldn't mind if every single copy of The Catcher in the Rye was burned.
Bone by Jeff Smith<3

The Big Lebowski, Trainspotting, In Bruges, This Is England, Killing Zoe, Ordinary Decent Criminal, Caligula, Vile, Les Intouchables, A Serbian Film, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Fargo, Balto, House of 1,000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Four Lions, Teeth, Club Dread, The Real Macaw, Fly Away Home, Perfume: the Story of a Murderer, Chicken Run, Bronson, Antz, Would You Rather

Black Books, Vikings, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Inbetweeners UK, The IT Crowd, Spy, 1000 Ways to Die, The Monkees, Wishbone, Misfits, Metalocalypse, Dual Survival, Criminal Minds, Peep Show, Testees, An Idiot Abroad, The Office

Lil' Dicky, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Carach Angren, Wardruna, Coldworld, Pendulum, Dethklok, Eluveitie, Glitch Mob, Amon Amarth, Svartsot, RiFF RaFF THE TRUE BASED GOD, K-391, Pink Floyd, Jefferson Airplane, The Mamas and The Papas, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Neil Young, Neon Indian, Cosmo Jarvis, Lemon Jelly, Brothertiger, Washed Out, The Flashbulb, Talk Talk, Ratatat, STS9, Rob Zombie, pre-High End of Low Marilyn Manson, Shpongle, Iggy Pop, Baths, The Knife, Urban Cone, Rebecca and Fiona, The Antlers
Whom the Moon a Nightsong Sings

Milksteak boiled over hard with a side of raw jelly beans

I can cook pretty well in general, actually.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air conditioning
Morbid humor
Publix subs
Clean socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to tweak my ayahuasca recipe.

Henry's Kitchen

Vikings season 4
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Throwing pee-filled balloons at single mothers
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm at the tail-end of a treatment center and I'm almost ready to get life back on track.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attracted to failure and disappointment.

You want to give me road head in a $250,000 Bentley Azure.

You can introduce me to a serial killer that I don't already know about.

Tao Lin and The Catcher in the Rye are automatic dealbreakers. Don't even bother messaging if you enjoy them.