What do you even put in these things? If you don't put enough, then there's nothing to talk about, but if you put too much you're a pompous ass. Besides that, I'm not Charles Dickins, and you didn't come here to read a novel, did you? Interesting note about Dickens: I once read that he was paid by the word, and that's why he wrote such long-winded crap. Seriously, he spent a page describing the hand placement of a clock in Great Expectations. I'll skip that.
I try to be funny, and sometimes it backfires, but that doesn't stop me. If I throw enough darts, one is bound to hit the bulls eye eventually! Why is it called a bulls eye anyway?
We can discuss the rest later.