Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm 25 years old and live on a farm in North-Eastern
I still live with my mother and one of my sisters, which isn't
quite as pathetic as it sounds because like I said, we live on a
I consider myself a geek, with a love of sci-fi.
I really don't know what else to say.
Oh and if your wondering about the amazingly shitty user
When I originally set this account up in the distant, long since
past year of 2011, I tried every variation of my name, every
nickname I've ever had (even the ones from primary school), every
user name I use else where on the internet and yet none of them
were good enough for OkCupid (apparently they were all already in
use). So in a slightly pissed off mood I entered "User" and then
mashed the number pad...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's a good question, one which I'd like to know the answer to
I guess for the most part I'm trying to figure out what I'm suppose
to be doing, or should be doing with my life. I have a few ideas,
but they're really nothing solid yet.
Other wise I'm just kinda hanging out on my families farm.
Work wise, I'm finding it where I can, which for the most part of
the last few years has been working as a weed sprayer - spraying
weeds along roads, rivers and on private property.
I've always been interested in film making, but I'm really not sure
where to go with that so at the moment its one of those not yet
Oh yeah and OkCupid has me moderating reports here. If they've also
asked you to do it and you ever see another mod abusing the shit
out of the reporter and other mods, chances are, that's me.
Honestly I'm not sure why they still let me do it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Daydreaming, thinking about random crap, lying on my hammock and
looking at the stars.
I'm a decent cook.
I also pride myself on my ability to develop emergency/contingency
plans for such events as the zombie apocalypse or the zombie
Yeah ok, so I've honestly only planned for the forthcoming zombie
apocalypse, but I could plan for other things if I want to...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My tastes generally run to what you'd call Nerdy... or at least
Kinda responsible for kicking of my Nerdisim/Geekisim
-The Marvel Cinematic Universe (Avengers, Iron-Man, etc)
My personal favorite being Captain America Winter Soldier, which as
far as I'm concerned was significantly better then Avengers. And I
fucking loved Avengers.
-Edgar Wright's 'Blood, Sweat and Ice Cream' series (Shaun of the
Dead, Hot Fuzz and the Worlds End)
Can I get a fuck yeah "Striker Eureka!"?
-Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit series
-How to Train Your Dragon
Jackass 3 was seriously the greatest 3D movie I've ever seen! (With
the exception of How to Train Your Dragon)
AKA, the best sci-fi franchise ever.
-Spartacus: Blood and Sand, Gods of the Arena, Vengeance and War of
-Band of Brothers
-Rick and Morty
-Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Hobbit
-A Song of Ice and Fire
-Encounters at Dawn
-All Star Superman
-DC: New Frontier
-The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Coleridge
-The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe
-Blink-182 (Mostly their older stuff)
-Mumford and Sons
Basically just anything that sounds good.
-Far Cry 3 and 4
-Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
-GTA: Vice City
-Warhammer 40000: Space Marine
Its all good, I'm not really fussy.
Well actually that's a lie. I do get kinda fussy with meat. It's
not that I don't like meat, just that I'm really picky about it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As long as I have the basic necessities (Air, food, shelter/warmth,
etc) I could do without pretty much anything.
I guess I could tell you the six things that I'd rather not do
1-Freedom of some sort
5-...ok so I guess it'll just have to be five things then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Some of the most random crap you can imagine. Seriously, my mind
comes up with the most random shit.
Also the universe and how amazing vast it is and how small we truly
Our nearest neighboring stars is Alpha Centauri just over 4 light
years from us (1 light yeah being about 10 trillion km).
Our galaxy, the Milky Way is about 120,000 to 150,000 Light Years
across and contains about 400 billion stars.
3 million Light Years from the Milky Way is the Triangulum Galaxy
which is about 75,000 Light Years across. A bit more closer at only
2 million Light Years away is the Andromeda Galaxy, which is about
the same size as us.
Along with about 30 other smaller galaxies, ranging from about
5,000 Light Years to 10,000 Light Years in size, these masses of
stars make up our Local Group Cluster which is about 4 million
Light Years wide.
Our Local Group Cluster is just one of many in the Virgo Super
Cluster which is about 75 million Light Years across.
And that's just our small region of an Infinite Universe...
Feeling insignificant? Well just remember, in this massive, huge,
infinite universe that competently dwarfs your entire life and
everything you know: There's only one you. There may be someone who
is similar to you, but they're you. You are completely unique
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, on the internet, or watching a DVD/TV. Or on a video
Not really a lot to do around where I live that really interests
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is really not that private if I'm willing to admit it on a dating
site now is it?
But look if there's something you're really dying to know about me
and you think it might be something I would consider private,
message me about it. The worst that'll happen is I won't tell you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like the cut of my Jib. Seriously though, what exactly is a
Look I don't know, message me because you want to...
Or because something in this long, poorly constructed profile
peeked your interest in me.
Or because you think I'm the greatest thing since slice
Or because you think I'm the evilest son of a bitch that ever drew
Or because OkCupid thinks we're a perfect match.
Or because OkCupid thinks we're mortal enemies (No seriously, If we
have a high "Enemy Rating" (80%+) please message me. I'm always on
the look out for a possible new Arch-Nemesis'!).
Or because you want to know something "private" about me.
Or because what ever...
I don't know, just find one and give me a hoy if you want.
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