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mrfuckface3131

31 Emeryville, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know what you're thinking...but it's pronounced "Fooooke -Fah-Chay. It's French.

I'm just as comfortable in jeans and tshirt as a little black cocktail dress...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Good time: house music shows, camping, transformative festivals, hiking,
REALLY good time: Tear away pants. The ability to strategically use the ;) emoticon at just the right moment. Making life like bobble heads of my friends and loved ones.

On a scale of 1-10 on what i'm doing with my life, my job is a 6. It pays the bills, and I like the ability to buy groceries for my friends and cook them a delicious dinner.

But what I really love to do is take care of myself with working out, eating healthy(and what I mean by eating healthy is grilling meat and vegetables to perfection), and DJaying house music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF. AND HOW:) Wellington, grill here, filet there, restaurant me prime rib ALL DAY, E'ER DAY. If it once went moo and can be grilled medium rare, I'm ON it.

-Cooking with PEOPLE. The act of finding humans who I genuinely enjoy, and building something beautiful and delicious over the course of a few hours, all the while enjoying 7 bottles of wine and the latest

-Low maintenance hangouts

-Well timed inappropriate jokes

-Snazzy dresser (As of 6/15/15, my mom totally stopped laying out my clothes before work. I'm a big boy now)

-Social captain: When it comes down to it, I end up being the person who knows how, and actually is able to execute the ridiculous massive gathering for the ridiculous random groups of people I know and love. Can be exhausting... but as we grow old, I'm interested in carrying forward my natural tradition of being a fan-frickin-tastic host. #FACT
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Oryx and Crake
Mad Adam
Love in the Time of Cholera
The Great Gatsby
Farewell to Arms

Movies
Grand Budapest Hotel
Lost in Translation
Star Wars Series
Annie Hall
Matrix Series
The Godfather

Shows
Game of Thrones
Mad Men
Cosmos
Start Trek The Next Generation
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music
Maceo Plex
The Beatles
Soul Button
Hot Since 82
Alex Flatner
Much much more :)

Food
I'll eat anything but my diet is very paleo with the occasional mandatory brunch Mimosa.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A FANTASTIC and extensive T-shirt collection
My friends - seriously. There are a select few that I can count on two hands... and for the rest of my life, no matter what - I'm there.
Sunrises
Kahlessi - #AlsoFact
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
quite frankly, this goddamn profile
who do what i want to be
my friends; are they ok and are they happy?
being apart of something bigger than myself
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the gym or recovering from the work week; no really, I like to chill and relax on a Friday night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You haven't seen the latest episode of Game of Thrones and you want to watch all of it's glory in High Definition.

You're actually single...not kidding about this.

You consider yourself a whole person (You have your shit together)

You take care of yourself(You play outdoors, you workout, you are conscious about what you put in your body)

Don't Message Me if:
-You read celebrity columns
-You compulsively check your phone (As a DJ just so you know, it's really rude to text when you're in the middle of the dancefloor, move to the side of the room)
-You have crazy exes that will be a part of your life
- You're a basic bitch, (This sounds super condescending to me, but I think it's important to have discernment and taste)
That's the jist of it, my the odds be ever in your favor...