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Usul72

37 / M / straight / Single

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

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Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
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Religion
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Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
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Job
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Income
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Kids
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Pets
Owns dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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I am bald, sarcastic, and portable curmudgeon.

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My Self-Summary

I am not yet who I would like to be but am far from who I would rather not become. The most common descriptive I have heard throughout my life is "smart ass" which I suppose is much better than the opposite. My sense of humor is very finely honed and as broad as an elephants southbound side. I tend to get along well with kids and dogs as we share the same basic outlook on life: treats rule and there is nothing like a good scratch or a ball to chase. Reveling in the absurd and abhorring the terminally stupid I am pretty laid back and yet quite particular about some things.

What I’m doing with my life

Starting over career wise AGAIN. Jack of all trades master of a few. Right now I am training to be a machinist which sounded easier than it turn out it is. The precision required though, appeals to me in much the same way architectural photography did. I am hoping this will enable me to afford to pursue my interest in a degree in classics/military history just for schitzengiggles, as well being able to make all manner of strange and surely useful items out of metal.

I’m really good at

Hmmmm well let see......Juggling, mostly balls and only up to 3 but I am working on 4 and more just not at the "really good" level. More like the 1/2assed level, but practice makes perfect. Research. I tend to dissect whatever piques my interest at the moment, finding out all I can about it with dogged determination till I have drained it of all interest and move on to the next one. Photography. Well maybe not really good....no....no...I am really pretty good at photography. I shot pro for a while but now just shoot for me. Cooking. My knack for cobbling together a fantastic meal from a few basic ingredients is legendary...well maybe not legendary but it is awfully close. Mimicry. I can imitate mannerisms and speech fairly accurately and can speak in an astounding number of accents, pidgins and patios'. Oh and I am really humble too.

The first things people usually notice about me

BALD! My god this man is BALD quick somebody give that man a hat or something to cover up his shame! For the love of all things good and decent. Yeah I am bald but hey I save a lot of money on haircuts, though my hat budget for any given year is outrageous! Other than that I would say my eyes tend to attract a good bit of attention, they're multicolored! Oh and apparently my dimples though I have hated them all my life as that is all I heard as a child.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Oh my the list would go on forever but the highlights would be: A. Dune, Survivor, Power of One, Moby Dick..... B. Rushmore, The Planet of the Apes(original one), Amelie, Big Blue, The 5th Element, The Professional.....C. Reggae, Ska, Jazz, Rock, Classic Country/Altcountry, Classical.......D.Middle Eastern, German, Italian, Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Diner, PB&J, Pineapple Upside down cake and doughnuts MMMMMM....doughnuts.

The six things I could never do without

my dog Baillie, my family, my ipod, a few balls, tea and sense of humor.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to juggle five balls without getting a concusion, What the best method for making someone spit milk from there nose, How to make a living without compromising my principles, How to best help those in need without martyring myself.

On a typical Friday night I am

It varies but I am as comfortable out and about as I am at home. Whatever it is I'm your huckleberry.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I live by simple principles. Be polite. Be professional. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. You never know when The Zombie Apocalypse will come and chance favors the prepared mind especially when the mighty bitey undead are jonesin' for BRRRAAAAINSS!

You should message me if

you love the smell of napalm in the morning....you like the look and feel of fine tooled leather......yalikedags.......you don't like pina coldas but do like getting caught in the rain....or you find yourself bored and in need of a good laugh.

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