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24 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:44pm
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm not really sure how much to say on these sorts of things anymore. I'm naturally articulate and wordy though so here goes...

I've always got a book with me wherever I go and I only purchase purses that can fit a standard hardcover book inside it. I've been told I'm too kind for my own good and I spoil people with my thoughtfulness. I'm very sweet but there's an "edge" here as well. Think Maggie Gyllenhaal from Stranger Than Fiction -- she'll bake you sugar cookies with a large dollop of extra sass.

Call me: a sapiophile, an autodidact, a daydreamer, and an irreverent, mischievous gamine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Point form to keep this succinct:
- Jill-of-all-trades type of woman
- currently studies costume design full-time
- also works at the library
- formerly studied literature and a bit of philosophy and political science
- formerly worked at a psychobiological lab with human blood at UBC
- yes, I do sew my own clothes when I have the time

Other passions:
- ballet and lyrical jazz dance classes
- knitting
- board games
- baking cookies to give away
- plotting the next skill or activity I want to master
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sewing. Duh! And reading while I walk.

Being witty and clever with words. I have a sharp tongue and a biting sense of humour. This is partially influenced by British comedies and my family.

Being incredibly polite, especially to waiters and anyone working in customer service. But once someone spends more time with me, they realize I'm also a foul-mouthed sailor.

And being silly. I don't take myself very seriously and my default status for most situations is to laugh and smile. I'm kind of like Dr. Hibbert.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height? I'm adorably miniature in many ways.

Freckles. I have Asian freckles like Lucy Liu.

Probably my sense of style. I tend to stand out in a crowd, looking like the heroine from a Miyazaki film or some sort of rock n' roll French girl. As much as I love putting together unique outfits, I've got quite the collection of nerdy t-shirts that I'll throw on when I just want to be the girl next door. I used to volunteer as an Eco Ranger for Stanley Park during the summers so I know how to get down and dirty yanking English Ivy from the roots or wading around in Lost Lagoon snipping Yellow Flag Iris. (They're invasive plant species that need constant management!)

I also often speak too excitedly about things I'm passionate about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All you need to know is:

- I'm a book worm who reads as much as I possibly can. I love classic literature, modern literary fiction, and non-fiction. I love talking about books! *hint hint* Last book I finished was The Angel's Game by Carlos Ruiz Zafon. Currently reading Swamplandia! by Karen Russell (it's really fucking good, definitely one of the best books I've read in the last year).

"Don't point that gun at him. He's an unpaid intern."
- I'm a bit of a cinephile and watch as many movies of all genres as I possibly can. I have a true love of film from French New Wave to 80's action flicks to campy horror films (one of my favourite genres). I'm a regular at the Rio and Cinematheque.

- I don't have that much time for TV but I make time for Game of Thrones, Sherlock, and House of Cards. My newest favourite show is True Detective. Old favourites are Xena, Star Trek, Twin Peaks, and Simpsons which I can quote ad nauseum.

- My music collection is eclectic and weird. I have sugary pop songs people think are crap intermingled with the obscurest stuff no one has ever heard of. I really enjoy jazz music but I'm still a newbie to the genre. I'm always listening to my mp3 player and resisting the urge to dance or sing in public.

- Food? I eat sushi at least once a week if not more. I am an adventurous eater and will always try anything once (if not multiple times).

I'm never a snob and I love the things I love with gusto. Always up for new recommendations and broadening my horizons.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Witty brains, kind hearts, silliness, a good book, all of my friends (yes, all of them), and of course my glasses (boring answer is boring).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How everything's finally coming up Milhouse!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sit around in my underwear 99% of the time at home. It's cute underwear with lace and bows. Pants? I refuse to wear pants!

"I hope he tells us to burn our pants...DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?"

I have a crush on Steve Carell. And Stephen Colbert. Note their initials are both "S.C." Hrm...
You should message me if
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You think giving someone a hard time is a lot of fun. I'd love to meet someone I can sass and who will sass right back. I don't expect a witty first message though, that's too much pressure to put on someone! I'm kind of a zombie in that I care more about brains than looks.

I adore genuine people.

"Are you drift compatible? Initiate neural handshake."