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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Feb 6, 2014
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
{update: homelessness--it still sucks :~@)

Hi I'm VIRAL, just visiting the Human condition. It's a chore, but maybe there will be ice cream! (Or... Tofu? Movies at least, blast ye Sprawl-Mart!)

Why not start out my self-summary with a bit of my own scripture...

The 7 Godly Virtues:

Self-Preservation (The highest law)
Opportunism (Do it, or wish you had)
Doubt (Who says?)
Hedonism (Pleasure is an inalienable right)
Preparedness (Be ready for anything)
Humor (Seperates the haves from the have-nots)
Knowledge (There's plenty. Help yourself!)

"Laughter is a form of immortality, for laughter never truly dies." -- You can quote me on that.

I've had enough vicarious drama to seek a career writing Soaps. Fortunately, I hate Soaps, as well as Sitcoms where nobody gets laid. Drama is not welcome unless it belongs to someone we don't care about, in which case we need some Popcorn!

Author's note-- If you find out you don't like me, don't be a TW@ and deep six me, be a gentleman and say goodbye. I'm just sayin'...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Actively waiting for "god" to stop doing my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art and poetry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
currently, my out-of place-ness. (transitory).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The House Between Worlds by M. Z. Bradley (book). The Matrix (flick). Ghost Writer (flick). The Last supper (flick). H.P. Lovecaraft and Greg Egan are my favorite writers.
Here are a few favorite bands: Aphalion, Cradle of Filth, Psyclon Nine, KoRn, Iron Maiden, Marilyn Manson, Ministry, Mucc, Monster Magnet, Alanis Morisette, Therion, Alien Vampires, Rasputina, Tool, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Wolfsheim, Slipknot, Narcotic Self, Pain Factor, KMFDM, Shpongle, Blondie, Pat Benatar, and many more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Usually it's only one or two things at a time, and subject to change without notice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I honestly don't think much, but there's plenty going on upstairs, which bothers the H.O.A.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably not visiting this *moat of dust* website, but burying the "down to earth" as deep as possible with *tasteful* literature. Like demotivational posters! (At least once I have a computer again)
You should message me if
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You don't know any better. (A kind welcome awaits you!)