If you don't like kids, don't waste my time.....plain and simply put! Bye and take care now. I have been there, done that, and gotta bumper sticker!! I'm simple, kind, and believe that its not where u came from but where ur going! If you've had botox injections, cosmetic surgery, a manicure, or a spray-tan, then I am not the one for you! If your mom calls you three times a day or you refer to her as mommy, then I feel for you! If you spend more on clothes each month then I do my car payment, then I'll pray for you! If you don't like the deal-breakers that I just named, and you still have a pair, then I might just be the one for you! I love my family, my friends, and life in general. I am a caring, easy-going, sweet person. I am not a back-woods, redneck, countryazz hick. I am a modern-thinking and open-minded real chic! I don't believe women should be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen! I will speak my mind to you! If you don't like it then you can go crawl under a rock somewhere and hide! I have no tolerance for bullshit and I'm allergic to a few things.....like posers, liars, cheaters, things Benadryl can't work on! I'm not a prissy, primpy, fake lady that spends two hours of her day putting on makeup. I am a blue jeans and tee-shirt type of girl. I am a plain-Jane, girl-next-door, kid-sister type that is looking for a simple kind of man. I love to have fun and have a great sense of humor. I love anything to do with kids, cutting up, having a ball, the outdoors, or sports. I'm far from a girly-girl, unless it's mommy time to my daughter. I like to get my hands in the dirt and I don't fret if I break a nail. I'm laid back, drama-free, and real. I don't put on shows and I don't think that you should. I would prefer a cold beer to a glass of wine, and a fire pit over candlelight. I love music, but I can't carry a note. If you have a truck and have never gotten mud on the tires or your sneakers look like they did, the day you bought them, you're missing out. I'm looking for a man that wants to live, not just exist. If you're him, send me a message!!

......Well, since I dropped out of space camp, I've been busy! I watched a movie called Rounders and was inspired to try my chips on the poker table. Atlantic City was no fun. It just didn't work for me. I decided to go South to "find myself". I cut and colored my hair, robbed a bank, stole a boat with jetskis, and made my way down the Intercoastal Waterway. I made it to S.C. before the law caught up with me. I was released on bail and later found to be just a tourist! I lived as a beach bum a few years, got bored, and needed to change the scenery. Santa on a surfboard, under palm trees with clear lights, while Christmas Carolers roam the streets singing carols in their shorts and flip flops, just didn't do it for me either! So, I decided to head North again and hit N.C. up. There, I fell in love and met the devil all in the same year! He did lots of jumping jacks on my heart. That hurt like hell.......still does! I left there went North again and hit up VA! I had roots there, but like all good potted plants, with a little tlc, I transplant well. Next week, I think I might rob a museum or an Art Gallery.....go see Monticello or catch a play at the Barter Theater. VA does have a lot of old money floating around. But, more than likely I will just be out in the yard passing ball with my kids or playing with them and the dog.....don't know yet.......lol, there's always space camp, again. I'll let you know after my "writer's cramp" goes away, you can just say that I'm VA bound for now. ((Just kidding, btw!))

parenthood, landscaping, sports, conversating, acting silly, making people laugh!

My big heart or my blue eyes.

books- short ones! lol
movies- good ones!
music- any and all! (xcpt blue grass)
food- name it and I'll burn it!

God, my son and daughter;
The rest of my family and friends;
The outdoors w/a firepit and a cold beer on Friday night;
A pair of jeans that fit just right; .
A great guy to share it all with!

Everything! Who doesn't?

Taking care of mine and mine.

Is none of ur business........unless.....lol!

ur real
ur honest
ur interested
u know what chemistry is
ur lookin for a different kinda woman!