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IMPORTANT: I'm not yet in Colorado but I am currently planning my escape from New York. If all goes as planned I'll be driving out in the next two months to attend Naropa. Fingers firmly crossed. Wanna be friends?

Hullo. I'm a 28 year old advocate, housemate, and home help aid for adults with developmental disabilities by day and a VHS tape collecting movie geek by night. I grew up watching The X-Files, reading Goosebumps, and going to punk shows in Boston.

For as long as I can remember I've been attracted to the strangest people in the room. At different times in my life that has been druged up musicians, stinky anarchist "organizers", or vegan poly potluck addicts. These days it happens to be some really interesting disabled dudes. Seem's to me I've found a great role for myself hanging out with and helping some of the most nontraditional and interesting people out there.

Not seeing my boss more than twice a month is pretty fuckin' awesome too.

I tend to work the best romantically with submissive women who are interested in a man who takes charge. I have a dominant and very nurturing and protective side and often seek to show my feeling by helping my partner feel safe and cared for.

Jesus online dating is wierd.
What I’m doing with my life
Work. Movies. Books. Dota2. Movies. Cooking.

Learning and relearning that nothing is more important than your outlook on life whatever your circumstances my be.

Trying to get through this whole life without ever working in an office and wearing a tie as rarely as possible.
I’m really good at
"Well, for starters, uh, what do you do, where are you from, what's your favorite color, who's your favorite movie star, what kind of music do you like, what are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? I guess the big question is do you have a fella?"
The first things people usually notice about me
I may or may not have a pretty bitchin' beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way to many to write here. Though I'm sure I'll try soon. Ask me about it, I really enjoy talking about the books and movies I love and finding some recommendations.

For now

To Kill A Mockingbird / A Song of Ice and Fire
Night of the Creeps / The Life Aquatic
Deadwood / Tales from the Crypt
Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble / Slayer
Pho / Sushi
The six things I could never do without
There are better things to talk about than things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
4 truths and a lie.

1. I'm kinky, not ashamed, and not embarrassed if you have questions. Just dont be a dick about it.

2. For about a year I ran a medical marijuana dispensary.

3. In college I sold a script for a martial arts film for $5,000

4. I grew up on a horse farm in the middle of the woods.

5. At one point I was training to become a chef and am a pretty awesome cook.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You believe that women waiting for a man to contact them first all the time is so last century.

You're attracted to antisocial gentlemen who are satisfied with the single lives they've built. To be honest, I'm happily single and not looking for someone to complete or fix me. I'm looking for a partner who's also happy and content with themselves.

You want to text constantly and hang out infrequently. You wanna hang out, smoke weed, watch movies, pet cats, stay up late, talk shit about your friends, go to used book stores, have sex, leave me alone, go to half priced sushi nights, and go for hikes. Or you just wanna. I'm not using OKC much these days so if you wanna get in touch with me please MESSAGE ME and don't wait for me to message you first. I wont. But I still probably wanna hear from you.