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28 M Boulder, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Sep 8
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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My self-summary
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IMPORTANT: Holy shit I'm in Boulder! Awesome!

I just got to town!

For as long as I can remember I've been attracted to the strangest people in the room. At different times in my life that has been druged up musicians, stinky anarchist "organizers", or vegan poly potluck addicts. As of a few weeks ago I was working with some really interesting disabled dudes. Seem's to me I've found a great role for myself hanging out with and helping some of the most nontraditional and interesting people out there.

I tend to work the best romantically with submissive women who are interested in a man who takes charge. I have a dominant and very nurturing and protective side and often seek to show my feeling by helping my partner feel safe and cared for.

Jesus online dating is wierd.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work. Movies. Books. Dota2. Movies. Cooking.

Learning and relearning that nothing is more important than your outlook on life whatever your circumstances my be.

Trying to get through this whole life without ever working in an office and wearing a tie as rarely as possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Well, for starters, uh, what do you do, where are you from, what's your favorite color, who's your favorite movie star, what kind of music do you like, what are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? I guess the big question is do you have a fella?"
The first things people usually notice about me
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I may or may not have a pretty bitchin' beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way to many to write here. Though I'm sure I'll try soon. Ask me about it, I really enjoy talking about the books and movies I love and finding some recommendations.

For now

To Kill A Mockingbird / A Song of Ice and Fire
Night of the Creeps / The Life Aquatic
Deadwood / Tales from the Crypt
Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble / Slayer
Pho / Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are better things to talk about than things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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4 truths and a lie.

1. I'm kinky, not ashamed, and not embarrassed if you have questions. Just dont be a dick about it.

2. For about a year I ran a medical marijuana dispensary.

3. In college I sold a script for a martial arts film for $5,000

4. I grew up on a horse farm in the middle of the woods.

5. At one point I was training to become a chef and am a pretty awesome cook.
You should message me if
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You believe that women waiting for a man to contact them first all the time is so last century.

You're attracted to antisocial gentlemen who are satisfied with the single lives they've built. To be honest, I'm happily single and not looking for someone to complete or fix me. I'm looking for a partner who's also happy and content with themselves.

You want to text constantly and hang out infrequently. You wanna hang out, smoke weed, watch movies, pet cats, stay up late, talk shit about your friends, go to used book stores, have sex, leave me alone, go to half priced sushi nights, and go for hikes. Or you just wanna. I'm not using OKC much these days so if you wanna get in touch with me please MESSAGE ME and don't wait for me to message you first. I wont. But I still probably wanna hear from you.