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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:41pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Working on university
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Antisocial woods punk seeks long term mate for long walks in the woods, movie marathon nights, aggressive make-outs, piggy back rides, and random acts of hyper-affection.

"Hey, look. Look at that. Look at those assholes over there.
Ordinary fucking people. I hate them.
Me, too.
What do you know, kid?
See, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations.
Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.
Let's go get a drink."
What I’m doing with my life
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Alternating between:

Quietly sitting in the mountains at night, observing nature, and reading the Tao

Making fun of everyone and cracking awful Dad jokes

Hole-ing up in my room and watching old horror movies until 3am

Working as a cook and home care specialist while finishing my psyche degree so I can start working in rehab and detox centers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I may or may not have a pretty bitchin' beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Way to many to write here. Though I'm sure I'll try soon. Ask me about it, I really enjoy talking about the books and movies I love and finding some recommendations.

For now

To Kill A Mockingbird / A Song of Ice and Fire
Night of the Creeps / The Life Aquatic
Deadwood / Tales from the Crypt
Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble / Slayer
Pho / Sushi / Chili Cheese Fries
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are better things to talk about than things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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4 truths and a lie.

1. I'm kinky, not ashamed, and not embarrassed if you have questions. Just dont be a dick about it.

2. For about a year I ran a medical marijuana dispensary.

3. In college I sold a script for a martial arts film for $5,000

4. I grew up riding and shooting on a horse farm in the middle of the woods.

5. At one point I was training to become a chef and am a pretty awesome cook.
You should message me if
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You believe that women waiting for a man to contact them first all the time is so last century.

You're attracted to antisocial gentlemen who are satisfied with the single lives they've built.

You want to text constantly and hang out infrequently. You wanna hang out, smoke weed, watch movies, pet cats, stay up late, talk shit about your friends, go to used book stores, have sex, leave me alone, go to half priced sushi nights, and go for hikes.