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VJCLOL

25 New York, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IAMA:
Italian. Neuroscientist. Joker. Midnight toker. Tall human (questionable on human part). Animal lover. Artist. Foodie. Lover of Sci-Fi. Wine-o. Netflix binger. Kitten fosterer. Dog Owner (Eleanor Rigby Roosevelt is my soul mate). Laugher. Talker. Weirdo.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scienceing as fast as I can!
Getting weird.
Dog sitting for dat $$ and fostering cats for sanity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating foods & drinking wines
Funning, laughing, talking & observational humor
Creativity & spontaneity
Scienceing & pondering
Being responsible, being irresponsible, being indecisive...
Loving the shit out of animals (except rabbits, fuck rabbits)
Being incredibly athletic for such a spastic person
Doing me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk & laugh A LOT
I can be ruuuuuuullllllll awkward but I do NOT care.

I used to have dat hipster side shave, but got bored so I'm growing it out and it's ever changing colors. Pink is most recent endeavor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Addicted to Netflix binge watching sooooooooo I've seen a lot of movies & shows (I guess sci-fi fantasy is my obsession?). Peep show, adventure time, futurama, TNG, kroll show, rick & morty, and a million others because I am fickle and change my mind.

I read many books and am also a fan of the graphic novels. Literacy is kewl.

Every genre of music is iight by me, but my go-to will always be classic rock. Because I'm rad.

Food should just be in my mouth, all the time, always.

tldr; um anything, basically.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food/wine (I know I'm cheating, get over it)
Art in all its glorious forms
Human interaction, despite my detestation of the species.
Animals
Things to think about
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to do with my life and how adorable my dog is

ALLLSSOOO how cool it would be if like, magic was real? right? that'd be so cool! Seriously, though. It's funny because you think I'm kidding.

ALLLSSOOO things in general. My brain is usually always thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something most likely, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dream about unicorns a LOT... like I mean, A LOT
I have an anonymous drunk twitter.
You should message me if
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you feel like exploring a possibility
you're taller than 5'10"
you've got a good joke

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