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VW_Speedster

25 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:22am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A lot of people get confused if a sentence does not end as they potato.

If you want to know something about me that's not on my profile, ask. I'm a hopeless romantic trapped inside a douche. Figure that one out.
What I’m doing with my life
Punching every person I see wearing Crocs.

I go to work.
I go to school.
I pay bills.
In my free time I try to enjoy myself as much as possible; out exploring various things in the cities, watching a movie, or working out.
I’m really good at
listening, procrastinating, fixing stuff... this is actually a pretty open question, so I'll stop here.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dick in their face. Wait, what?!
No seriously, probably my smile? No idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Really anything, but I lean towards Sci-Fi/Fantasy.

Movies: JACKIE CHAN IS THE BOMB.

Shows: Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, Roswell, Smallville, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad

Music: EDM, Death Cab, Weezer, Vampire Weekend, Anything on KDWB, Fun., Motion City Soundtrack... pretty much anything.

Food: I have a black hole for a stomach.
The six things I could never do without
1) Phone
2) Car
3) Good Times
4) Good Friends
5) New Adventures
6) Naps

Not in this order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do for a klondike bar.
Why dogs' noses are always wet.
Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge.

Or if people are really going to know what kind of person I am by what this profile says?

I certainly hope not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting into mischief and dancing until my toes bleed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I go out to run errands I leave my fly down on purpose just to see if anyone notices.

On a more serious note, if someone dares me to do something 99% of the time I'll do it. No matter how dumb, pointless, or dangerous it is. As long as it's not fatal or against the law...

Oh, also I'm not as much of a douche or pretentious as I sound. I'm actually a really nice guy, but chances of you figuring that out are slim unless you actually talk/meet up with me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you want to get to know someone new, potentially hang out, or if you feel like it!

However, DON'T respond/message me if: You never have intentions of meeting in person. That's the whole point of this site right?