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26 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:36am
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A lot of people get confused if a sentence does not end as they potato.

If you want to know something about me that's not on my profile, ask. I'm a hopeless romantic trapped inside a douche. Figure that one out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Punching every person I see wearing Crocs.

I go to work.
I go to school.
I pay bills.
In my free time I try to enjoy myself as much as possible; out exploring various things in the cities, watching a movie, or working out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening, procrastinating, fixing stuff... this is actually a pretty open question, so I'll stop here.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People often tell me I look like a less muscular Taylor Lautner, so I guess that makes me Team Jacob.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Really anything, but I lean towards Sci-Fi/Fantasy.


Shows: Chuck, The Big Bang Theory, Roswell, Smallville, The Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad

Music: EDM, Death Cab, Weezer, Vampire Weekend, Anything on KDWB, Fun., Motion City Soundtrack... pretty much anything.

Food: I have a black hole for a stomach.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Phone
2) Car
3) Good Times
4) Good Friends
5) New Adventures
6) Naps

Not in this order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do for a klondike bar.
Why dogs' noses are always wet.
Why don't Hedgehogs just share the hedge.

Or if people are really going to know what kind of person I am by what this profile says?

I certainly hope not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into mischief and dancing until my toes bleed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes when I go out to run errands I leave my fly down on purpose just to see if anyone notices.

On a more serious note, if someone dares me to do something 99% of the time I'll do it. No matter how dumb, pointless, or dangerous it is. As long as it's not fatal or against the law...

Oh, also I'm not as much of a douche or pretentious as I sound. I'm actually a really nice guy, but chances of you figuring that out are slim unless you actually talk/meet up with me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to get to know someone new, potentially hang out, or if you feel like it!

However, DON'T respond/message me if: You never have intentions of meeting in person. That's the whole point of this site right?