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VacantxEyes

22 F London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thanks to this website, I found a special someone, so this profile is for new friends only.

Every website that involves people seems to throw a similar box at me, telling me to sum myself up into a few paragraphs, to tell the world about me.. I've come to the conclusion that the idea is to make myself sound so fantastic that anyone reading would then feel compelled to communicate with me. However, I've also concluded that I'll fail at that, so I'm just going to "throw" some random things out there instead, then you can make a hasty judgement and act on that.

Over 30? don't message me anything of a sexual nature - I can give you roughly an 95% guarantee that I won't be at all sexually attracted to you. It's weird. If you're over 30 and can provide insteresting, intelligent conversation.. go ahead.
Also, if you're one of those sad and desperately lonely types who wants someone to meet and cuddle infront of the TV.. please, no. Not that I don't like cuddles infront of the TV.. but I'm not too good with the whole pity thing, sorry.

I come complete with a lot of piercings, a handful of tattoos, and very.. bright hair.

As a general rule, I hate people. Don't confuse this with "I hate you" because that's completely different. I definitely prefer animals though, and most of my life has revolved around them. I'm really into reptiles and invertebrates, currently my house resembles a zoo more than it does a semi.. But, having a 6ft carnivorous lizard tends to be handy when you need to dispose of someone.. I joke. Cue morbid humour.

I'm not a fan of sugar coating and like to tell it how it is, I expect the same.

I sound terrible, on the brighter side, I love making people laugh and I've been told I'm quite good at it. I think fun and humour are really important and can't cope with people who lack either.

I'm a bit of a geek and I'm head over heels in love with my ps3. I like to game, I like my space, my "me" time, etc.. Apparently this makes me like a guy, heh. While we're on this subject though, I'd like to make a couple more points. Firstly, if you're looking for a really classy, feminine "girly" girl.. you can continue looking. This isn't to say I'm a butch tramp, I'm not. However, I'm frequently told I should have been male, based on my sex drive, attitudes, how I convey emotions, habits etc. So yes..
Most of my free time is spent painting, I collect mannequins and dolls.. and I love travelling around the UK. Yes, that's all I can come up with right now so you'll have to message if you want to know anything.

I am quirky, confident, and high in scrap value
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently training to be a veterinary surgeon. WOAH NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE HEY GUYS?!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Painting, being pedantic, talking, making people laugh and potentially cry. Oh dear.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My shoes? I have no idea. But on a serious note, people inevitably notice my piercings and/or hair first. They tend to then continue to stare at a/some piercing(s) while a conversation ensues, which can be sort of irritating..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Beast House, It, Gerald's Game, The Dark Half, Vampire Diaries, The Last Vampire.. etc etc. I love stuff by Stephen King, Peter James, Karin Slaughter and similar authors. Love crime, horror and vampire books.
Films: Madhouse, 30 Days of Night, Wrong Turn, Green Mile, Dead Silence, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, 1408, all the Saw films, The Orphanage.. bleh, horror & comedy :D
Music: I have no preference, love a bit of everything from rock to hip hop.
Food: I love it, aha. But on a more serious note, I'm a huge lover of Indian and Italian food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Animals, sex, books, creativity, alone time, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ideas for paintings. Lyrics. Food. What it would be like to cuddle a panda (I cuddled a red one, it was like cuddling a warm teddy). If you had wings instead of arms, whether it would hurt to fly as much as it does to hold your arms up. Ways to kill people and get away with it (everyone thinks about this, right?). Witty commentary for my current surroundings. Things I would like to do. Words. People. Places. ETC.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting a good slamming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like slimy men dribbling over me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're curious.
Or, if you love animals too, SUPER kudos if you like reptiles/inverts :D
If you're perhaps a bit odd. But good odd.
If you'd like to buy me another piercing.
If you would like to buy me a mastiff - no it's okay, my boyfriend handled that nicely.
If you can type properly, and would like to talk to someone else who types properly.
IF YOU'RE HILARIOUS. Seriously, if you're funny, I want you to talk to me. Love anyone who can make me laugh.

Et cetera, et cetera. I'm not fussed. Just try not to give the impression that you're a stalker, as most of you are failing at this.
GOGOGO!