Too gross, too soon?
You're like: "What's wrong with that guy, talking about corn and turds? *BLOCKED*"
I find it difficult to find that balance of being 100% yourself on here. Saying just enough to paint a good picture, but still being "mysterious" (whatever that means.) I want to be too honest and say, "I eat like shit," but apparently ladies don't need to know that right off the bat. I should sugar coat it with things like, "I like cheesesteaks with extra cheese and bacon chili cheese fries and a glass of mountain dew."
I need to take it down a notch, but it's hard. I usually tip the scale one way or the other. With self-deprecating humor, it seems like I have no confidence, which isn't true. Or sometimes I go too far the other way being a narcissistic douche and that's not true either.
But I am a decent human. Sometimes sarcastic, but mostly a genuine, caring person. If you can get past poop jokes or bad grandpa puns, you'll see that. I understand people have flaws and can look past them.
However, I don't like to be serious. The world is filled with serious business, too much of it in fact. I understand there is a time and place for humor and a time to be an adult and proper, but that's boring. But I can deal with it for a few hours a day- work mode. However, when that time is over, I'm breaking back out the inappropriate.
But these are just words on the internet from a stranger. I could be making all this up. You'll never know the truth until you meet me.
I not super into sports. I listen to 105.7 the fan to catch up on sports so I can hold a conversation, but I'm not a diehard sports person. I do like mixed martial arts though. I follow UFC on the regular.
I like video games. My computer is worth more than my car. But I'd rather be doing something else, exploring the world or hanging with friends. But to kill time I'll play. PC games and mods are where it's at. I have some free steam codes for some games if anyone wants them.
I'm a talkative, happy drunk.
My parents are still together after 30+ years, so I come from a dramA-free happy background.