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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22-37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 13
Seeing Someone
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
People often ask me what I am doing. I usually tell them "Whatever I want."
I am dating a rad lady who lives out of the country. We got this open thing going on. We 'coo
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I live very seasonally which means I move every couple of months.

Most recently I moved back to Portland from Australia. Mate.

I mostly work mentoring young people. Sometimes on a boat, sometimes in the woods.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working with kids, eating, cooking, eating,making out, talking about stupid stuff, working on bikes, and trying to sound stupid. I am especially gifted at the last one.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard. People tell me I look like a hobo or Jim Carry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I wish I could wake up every day and eat a bowl of pho.

Shitty southern rap. Three 6 mafia, Lil Wayne, Big Pokey, Paul Wall, Waka Flocka Flame, Wiz Kalifah,
Cool Kids, J dilla, Blackstar, Black Milk, Big L,

Wolves In The Throneroom, High On Fire, Gorgoroth, Arsis, Immortal, 1349, Takë,

Dan Deacon, Calvin Harris, The Advantage, Matt and Kim.

Shitty sci fi and fantasy
Robert A. Heinlein, George R R Marten, Robert Jordan, Isaac Assimov.

Graphic novels, Frank Miller, Scott Pilgrim, Walking Dead, Hell Boy, Top Ten, Americas Best Comics and Image (publishers), lone wolf and cub, Transmetropolitan.

Favorite quote: "Thank you brave knight."
"Oh, I'm not a knight. I'm a boy!"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The natural world
Being warm
My community
Shitty rap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
More crappy tattoo's that I want, women, where and what my next meal will be, and how funny the numbers 69 and 420 are. 489!
The most consistent thing I spend time thinking about besides sex is how I want to raise my children. Which I don't have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what er'body else is doing.
Playing cards and yelling about it. Settlers of catan. Playing magic cards. Skateboarding. Video Games. Playig bike polo. Riding bikes with as many people at the same time as I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have always wanted to be a stay at home dad.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You will feed me.
You won't mind that I will be leaving town soon.

You are in one of the places I am, or going to be in, and you want to play cards, ride bikes, make out, climb trees, walk around, play video games, or feed me.