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Vahalla_bound

26 Olympia, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Construction
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Disclaimer* I am not in good shape. Life got infront of me and I am about 260 lbs. Most of my pictures are from me being between 205-230. Even at my leanest I had love handles. I have struggled with my weight my whole life. I am working on it. I am returning to the gym after all most a 8 month lay off.

Hello OKC. I have been here some months and have made an observation of the patrons of this site. They all claim they are more than their profiles. That mere text and photo's and questions answered cannot define them as an entity. I have a different claim all together. Postulate with me if you will, the possibility of Solipsism. The theory that the self is the only reality. As a result I, currently do not exist. Or perhaps you don't and I created you. Perhaps I have messaged you, if this is so then I am a figment of your imagination, an ego reinforcement to validate you, my creator. If you are reading my profile and twinges of interest, and... and other feelings are aroused, then maybe I am a gateway to break you from the monotony of your existence as "God" until the end of "time", what ever that is. But the truth of the matter is, I am just text and pictures currently. My existence is purely up to you.

All right. Now that my pseudo-intellectual thought experiment is out of the way we can get down to it.
I am...

- A Geek: I have a great love for table top gaming, Live Action Role Playing, the fantasy/sci-fi genre and the scientific method.
- A Mixed Martial Artist: I've been involved in combat sports for 13 years. I am 5-2 as an amateur MMA fighter.
- Left Leaning: But I despise PC language. Censorship is a terrible thing.
- A Comedy Fan: I love stand up comedy and want to try it. I did improv comedy in high school.
- Sober: I don't indulge in recreational drug use. Yes alcohol is a drug.
- An Animal Lover: Not like that....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling the time between birth and death with experiences that will leave marks (scars, moles, tattoo's) on the world and the tapestry of time and reality it's self.

I am actually about to start a new job helping the mentally handy capped.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Grappling. Eating. Talking. Gaming. Procrastinating.
Feeling awkward at parties. Stubbornness. Sleeping.

Also, quoting people far more eloquent, talented, and insightful
then my self.

“You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the ****ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big ****ing lizard, , Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.”--- Bill Hicks

"The old American double standard, ya know? Say one thing do
something different. And of course the country is founded on a
double standard. This country was founded by a group of slave
owners who wanted to be free. So they killed a lot white English people, in order to continue to own there black African people. So they could wipe out the rest of the red Indian people and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown Mexican people. Giving them a place to take off and drop there nuclear bombs on the yellow Japanese people. The motto of this country should be, ‘You give us a color, we’ll wipe it out.’” --- George Carlin

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” - Theodore Roosevelt
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I exist in a shroud of self made delusions and grandiose expectations.

But the thing that usually jumps out and grabs them by the scruff of the neck and screams at them for stealing candy are my ears. I have cauliflower ears. Yay for battle scars...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Fight Club, American History X, Donnie Darko, Hot Fuzz, The Evil Dead series, Mel Brooks movies, Monty Python movies, Sean of the Dead, Run Fat Boy Run, Iron Man, Attack the Block, Paul, The Last Samurai, Inception, Brave Heart and, Looper, Princess Bride,

Music: Tool, APC, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Nirvana, Rollins Band, Black Flag, Puscifer, DeadBoy and the ElephantMen, Acid Bath, Jimmi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, The Rosewood Thieves, Ben Folds, Jonathan Coulton, The Retar Crew, Immortal Technique, Watsky, Epic Lloyd, Wu Tang Clan

Authors: Henry Rollins, George R.R. Martin, Terry Pratchett, Chuck Palahniuk, George Carlin, Patrick Rothfuss, David Gemmel, Steven Pressfield. Neil Gaimen I like Books. Books are good.

Comedians: Geogre Carlin, Joe Rogan, Jim Norton, Louis CK, Bill Hicks, Bill Burr, Daniel Tosh, Robin Williams,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
For a long time I had the basic necessities for life here. Then some one pointed out that it was pretty friggan lame and was not as funny as I had thought/hoped. And as I have yet to find a single thing I cannot do with out for a decent amount of time, I will make a list of things I would much rather not do with out.

Books (good ones)
Competition
Lawls
A few good friends
My Imagination
A computer with access to the Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to force my self to evolve into something better then what I am now. Various techniques to bring me victory in battle. Food. Why I see so many TapOut shirts on douche bags.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
"The same thing we do every night Pinky; try to take over the world!" (if you get the reference, you get bonus points)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 5 I played t-ball. And whilst playing this aforementioned game, I struck the ball one fine morning and took off backward around the bases (not backward as in running backward, but to 3rd instead of 1st) and then tripped between 3rd and 2nd. My sweats fell to my ankles and I got up and kept running, dusty little 5 year old cock flapping for every one too see. I would like to think I made it all the way to home base because every one was laughing so hard... But I really don't remember and don't feel like asking a family member about it right this instant. It was obvious from the start that I was gonna be great.
You should message me if
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If my secret mind control code hidden in this profile has worked.

Or if you just want to cause I am cute/charming/funny or any other positive adjective that can be ascribed to this slightly chubby geek boy.

I would tell certain people to not message me, but as they are the only ones who seem to unsolicited I would be completely unpopular with the ladies on this site, so to keep my ego alive, I wont tell any one to not message me.

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