I'm smart, funny, ect.... blah blah blah. I can almost bet I will make you laugh and if I can't, well I suck at life. I have been thinking about early retirement. I don't think the Government will let me collect social security yet :( I would love to starting doing some urban exploring. Traveling to europe is something I am looking forward to within the next year. Read on and you will learn more :)

I am out-going, awesome, and totally sweet.

Right now I'm rockin the world of Safety. Chasing the dragon (not the H-train but the mythical winged serpent) Livin the dream :) Well it's somebody's dream anyway. I also like to insert new words into everyday conversations or just force people to say them.

Thumb-wrestling, listening to peoples problems, watching movies, and retaining a vast amount of knowledge not worth mentioning. I also have an enormous amount of life skills. Like, driving, showering, Jeopardy(the game show), breathing, and having an awesome bloody good time!!!

Well...ummm Eyebrows? Stoic expressions? I don't really know. I'm not most people.

Books - The all time greatest book is The Count of Monte Cristo. The last book I read was either The Dirt by Motley Crue or World War Z. I often re-read the Count and pick out bits of wisdom.

Movies - As for movies I could go on but top three: Braveheart, The Dark Knight, Sleepers. <------The last one was a random pick.

Music - Metallica, Motley Crue, 22-20, anything from the 80's. It was an easier time. I hate being that person but I like a varieity of music. Random music picks - Muse, The Beatles, Blink 182, Styx, Tenacious D, Johnny Cash, SOME country, SOME!!! Whatever moves me is the way I look at it.

Food - Steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Americana is the food group of choice. I believe pizza is the ultimate food group. It has your grains, dairy, meats, and vegetables.

Food
I hate to say it but the interweb
Means of transportation
Crushed dolphin blow holes (mmmmm they go great on my Frosted Flakes)
Humor
Friends

Zombies, NFPA codes (work), random things, Nebraska football, what theme song would work for my life, and whether or not how the Count would deal with a situation.

Out with friends, the newest and greatest movie at the time, sampling tasty new beers, vegging out, or catching up on the mass amounts of TV I DVR'ed.

I once stuck my tongue to a light pole in the middle of the winter. Stupid kid stuff!!!

You like random humor, addicted to awesomeness, like to have the time of your life, can quote "The Count of Monte Cristo", have a question about anything(I have the answers), or are looking for something magical. Oh yeah, if you also like to do stuff.

-Pax