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36 M Omaha, NE

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:16am
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm smart, funny, ect.... blah blah blah. I can almost bet I will make you laugh and if I can't, well I suck at life. I have been thinking about early retirement. I would love to starting doing some urban exploring and traveling within the next year. Read on and you will learn more :)

I am out-going, awesome, and totally sweet.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm rockin the world of Safety. Chasing the dragon (not the H-train but the mythical winged serpent) Livin the dream :) Well it's somebody's dream anyway. I also like to insert new words into everyday conversations or just force people to say them.
I’m really good at
Thumb-wrestling, listening to peoples problems, watching movies, and retaining a vast amount of knowledge not worth mentioning. I also have an enormous amount of life skills. Like, driving, showering, Jeopardy(the game show), breathing, and having an awesome bloody good time!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Well...ummm Eyebrows? Stoic expressions?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The all time greatest book is The Count of Monte Cristo. The Game of Thrones, The Dirt by Motley Crue or World War Z. I often re-read the Count and pick out bits of wisdom.

Movies - As for movies I could go on but top three: Braveheart, The Dark Knight, Sleepers. <------The last one was a random pick.

Music - Metallica, Motley Crue, 22-20, anything from the 80's - 2000ish. I hate being that person but I like a varieity of music. Random music picks - Muse, The Beatles, Blink 182, Styx, Tenacious D, Johnny Cash, SOME country, SOME!!! Whatever moves me is the way I look at it.

Food - Steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Americana is the food group of choice. I believe pizza is the ultimate food group. It has your grains, dairy, meats, and vegetables.
The six things I could never do without
I hate to say it but the interweb
Means of transportation
Crushed dolphin blow holes (mmmmm they go great on my Frosted Flakes)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Zombies, NFPA codes (work), random things, Nebraska football, what theme song would work for my life, and whether or not how the Count would deal with a situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, the newest and greatest movie at the time, sampling tasty new beers, vegging out, or catching up on the mass amounts of TV I DVR'ed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once stuck my tongue to a light pole in the middle of the winter. Stupid kid stuff!!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like random humor, addicted to awesomeness, like to have the time of your life, can quote "The Count of Monte Cristo", have a question about anything(I have the answers), or are looking for something magical, hit me up.