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ValPancakes

30 Omaha, NE Woman

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Today – 9:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Taurus
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I'm the type of girl to go to a craft fair and a punk show in the same day.

I just like to have a good time. I grew up in a small town and I think I'll always be a small town girl at heart. I love listening to music, seeing bands play and playing board games. I also enjoy bowling, billiards & darts. I'm willing to try almost anything once. I love to cuddle & snuggle and I love hugs! I also love history. I watch a lot of history-type stuff on tv. I know a lot of random facts and hope to be on Jeopardy someday. I look forward to meeting new people.
What I’m doing with my life
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Just living the dream, one day at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving hugs and making people laugh and Super Nintendo!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My giggle. That I'm a big girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I like old horror movies and comedies. Some of my favorites are the original Night of the Living Dead and Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. I also really like 80's comedies like the Ghostbusters franchise and the Major League movies (except the third one) and Ferris Buellers Day Off. I like movies with a musical theme, but that aren't necessarily musicals, such as Detroit Rock City, Empire Records and That Thing You Do.
Newer movies I enjoyed: The Imitation Game and Gone Girl. I'm also looking forward to the new Avengers flick.
I hate chick flicks. Except Dirty Dancing & Pretty Woman.

Music: I like a lot of underground punk, indie & pop rock bands. My top five favorite would probably be (in no order):
The Forecast, The Sleeping, Steel Train, Melee, & Punchline.
I also enjoy Gogol Bordello, Socratic, the Graduate, the River City Rebels, Girl Talk & Zero 7.
I also enjoy hippy music from the 60's (the Monkees, the Grass Roots, Herman's Hermits, The Association, The Turtles, The Buckinghams, etc...) and mod & post punk music that came out of the late 70's & early 80's (the Jam).
Most mainstream hip hop disgusts me.

Food: I'm a sucker for anything sweet! I'm not a fan of vegetables but I love fruits (continuing the "sweet" theme). I'm also a down home type gal when it comes to food. I'm not too adventerous. I don't like to combine my food and I'd prefer it not touch. I also hate all condiments except barbecue sauce. Despite being a big girl, I'm an exceptionally picky eater.

Television: I have thing for old cartoons, anything pre-1980. I love the look of old animation. I like pro wrestling. I also enjoy watching MLB Network because I'm a huge baseball fan. Go Yankees!
I love anything that makes me laugh: Top Gear (UK), Archer, Flight of the Conchords, Whitest Kids U Know.
I love BBC Sherlock, Dr. Who, Torchwood and Supernatural.
I also enjoy good stand up comedy. Some of my favorite comedians are: Lewis Black, Mike Birbiglia, George Carlin, Demetri Martin, Nick Swardson, Steve Byrne, and Jim Gaffigan.
I really like game shows. But only the classics. Price is Right and Match Game are two of my favorites. My favorite Price is Right game is obviously Plinko.
I also enjoy the History Channel, Food Network (Good Eats), BBC America, & Game Show Network.
I really like History Detectives & Antiques Roadshow (yes, I realize this makes me a grandmother).
I love television more than one woman should.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends & family
Music
My cat
Mountain Dew
My phone
Lip Balm/Chapstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, random stuff, trying to decode my dreams. I have them & remember them often. They are also REALLY weird.

It should go without saying but apparently it doesn't. So I will be explicit. DONT SEND ME PICS OF YOUR JUNK. I don't want to see it. So don't waste your time. It's just going to ensure I no longer talk to you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at home with my cat, going out with friends to see some live music, lately I've been attending the indie pro wrestling events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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They call me Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, but I am a real worm.
You should message me if
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You like to cuddle up with a big girl. Or you're looking for somebody awesome to spend time with.
Unless you're sexy like Johnny Depp, please nobody over 40.