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Valanna

26 Little Rock, AR Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay), French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Let's see, I'm a nerd I guess. Or geeky or whatever you'd call it. I love video games. PC Games (PC Master Race!) What I'm playing mostly is Kerbal Space Program. I've gotten weird into KSP. Voluntarily doing math weird into KSP. In the past I've played SC, SC2, LOL, WoW, Wildstar, SWTOR, GW2. Plus, just, an embarrassing amount of Steam sale games. I also have a N64 and SNES with games that I catch myself playing time to time.
I also recently got back into Magic and bought WAY too many of the M15 cards. I'm loving it though, and have been looking into going to some Friday Night Drafts.
Also, boardgames. Omg, boardgames. Some play drunk boardgames with me. I have Doctor Who Monopoly and a long list of ones I've been dying to get as soon as I can find someone to play with me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going back to school! I'll be finishing my degree in English.
..it's terrifying and I'm terrified

I'm also trying to drink more water. Which is almost equally terrifying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering facts that I have zero use for.
Did you know if you eat a whole Polar Bear liver you'll die of Vitamin A poisoning? WELL YOU DO NOW! Wanna know how much delta V needed to reach a low kerbin orbit? Holy crap will I drone on about that. I will draw you a chart and you will hate me for it. WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT AEROBREAKING!? You're welcome.
Did you ever think "Gosh, I wish I knew a chick who can quote all the LOTR's movies" It's your lucky fucking day!
Wanna quote memes? I won't stop quoting memes! It'll get uncomfortable how many memes get quoted
Like Reddit? Awesome! Like Imgur? EVEN BETTER!!
Like 4Chan? Get the fuck off my profile you pervert
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether or not I'm on fire

How on point my eyebrows are

What a terrible rugby player I'd be...

...I have Cerebral Palsy, so I walk weird. Upside - people will be so distracted by how I'm walking that they'll forget to have their jimmies rustled over 2 chicks on a date. So, we'll have that going for us. Plus, all the choice parking you could ask for! Fucking. Choice. Parking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you don't think How It's Made is the tightest shit ever, then you can get right out of my face

I am a huge huge movie and book buff. I love talking about plot devices, dialogue, pacing, character development, themes, things you love, things you hate, things you'd do differently. I read/watch everything from comedies, documentaries, science fiction, fantasy, romance, drama, horror. Good, bad, I'm game for all of it.

For music - I'm not a huge dancer, and mostly listen to music for inspiration or background noise while writing. Consequently, I mostly stick to slower songs with deeper lyrics. Not all the time, but mostly. Never really got into pop music and don't listen to the radio much (Spotify). Although, I wouldn't rule anything out. It all just depends on the mood - like most things. And my mood lately has been a lot of Bastille.

Foodwise, I like simple food more than anything fancy. Give me chicken nuggets with mac and cheese and chocolate milk anyday. Plus, literally ANY breakfast food. Mmmmm. Breakfast food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Way way too much. I'm a terrible overthinker. I have to leave myself notes everywhere or my scattered brain will wander off and forget everything like a dog chasing a lightning bug.

I like collecting quotes! Which I realize sounds utterly insufferable however, and stay with me here, ....it's not?
Ok fine, it's a little insufferable. But shut up about it. Jeez o'weez you're so judgey right now.
Here are a few I've always found inspiring and grounding. Also, I like to remind myself that sometimes the simplest phrases can be the most profound.

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." ~Stephen Hawking

"The beginning of love is the will to let those we love be perfectly themselves, the resolution not to twist them to fit our own image. If in loving them we do not love what they are, but only their potential likeness to ourselves, then we do not love them: we only love the reflection of ourselves we find in them." ~Thomas Merton, 'No Man is an Island'

"The connections we make in the course of a life - maybe that's what heaven is." ~Fred Rogers

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." ~William Shakespeare

"I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too." ~Pablo Neruda

"I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time." ~Neil Gaiman

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you much first invent the universe." ~Carl Sagan, 'Cosmos'

"We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools." ~Martin Luther King Jr.

"You're going to die, Arnie. Someday, you fill face that moment. Regardless of what you believe, at that moment either you will face complete nonexistence, which is something you can't possibly imagine, or you will face something even stranger that you also can't possibly imagine. On at actual day in the future, you will be in the unimaginable, Arnie. Set your mind on that." ~David Wong, 'John Dies at the End'

"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." ~Heraclitus
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