Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's see, I'm a nerd I guess. Or geeky or whatever you'd call it.
I love video games. PC Games (PC Master Race) What I'm playing
mostly is Kerbal Space Program. I've gotten weird into KSP.
Voluntarily doing math weird into KSP. In the past I've played SC,
SC2, LOL, WoW, Wildstar, SWTOR, GW2. Plus, just, an embarrassing
amount of Steam sale games. I also have a N64 and SNES with games
that I catch myself playing time to time.
I also recently got back into Magic and bought WAY too many of the
M15 cards. I'm loving it though, and have been looking into going
to some Friday Night Drafts.
Also, boardgames. Omg, boardgames. Some play drunk boardgames with
me. I have Doctor Who Monopoly and a long list of ones I've been
dying to get as soon as I can find someone to play with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going back to school! I'll be finishing my degree in English.
..it's terrifying and I'm terrified
I'm also trying to drink more water. Which is almost equally
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering facts that I have zero use for.
Did you know if you eat a whole Polar Bear liver you'll die of
Vitamin A poisoning? WELL YOU DO NOW! Wanna know how much delta V
needed to reach a low kerbin orbit? Holy crap will I drone on about
that. I will draw you a chart and you will hate me for it.
Did you ever think "Gosh, I wish I knew a chick who can quote all
the LOTR's movies" Then it's your lucky fucking day!
Wanna quote memes? I won't stop quoting memes! It'll get
uncomfortable how many memes get quoted.
Like Reddit? Awesome! Like Imgur? EVEN BETTER!!
Like 4Chan? Well, that's gross and you're gross.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whether or not I'm on fire
How on point my eyebrows are
What a terrible rugby player I'd be...
...I have Cerebral Palsy, so I walk weird. Upside - people will be
so distracted by how I'm walking that they'll forget to have their
jimmies rustled over 2 chicks on a date. So, we'll have that going
for us. Plus, all the choice parking you could ask for! Fucking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If you don't think How It's Made is the tightest shit ever, then
you can get right out of my face
I am a huge huge movie and book buff. I love talking about plot
devices, dialogue, pacing, character development, themes, things
you love, things you hate, things you'd do differently. I
read/watch everything from comedies, documentaries, science
fiction, fantasy, romance, drama, horror. Good, bad, I'm game for
all of it.
For music - I'm not a huge dancer, and mostly listen to music for
inspiration or background noise while writing. Consequently, I
mostly stick to slower songs with deeper lyrics. Not all the time,
but mostly. Never really got into pop music and don't listen to the
radio much (Spotify). Although, I wouldn't rule anything out. It
all just depends on the mood - like most things. And my mood lately
has been a lot of Bastille.
Foodwise, I like simple food more than anything fancy. Give me
chicken nuggets with mac and cheese and chocolate milk anyday.
Plus, literally ANY breakfast food. Mmmmm. Breakfast food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can never think of something fun or witty to put here. I will say
one of my favorite things to do is listen to Neil Gaiman read his
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Way way too much. I'm a terrible overthinker. I have to leave
myself notes everywhere or my scattered brain will wander off and
forget everything like a dog chasing a lightning bug.
I like collecting quotes! Which I realize sounds utterly
insufferable however, and stay with me here ....it's not?
Ok, fine, it's a little insufferable. But shut up about it. Jeez
o'weez you're so judgey right now.
Here are a few I've always found inspiring and grounding. Also, I
like to remind myself that sometimes the simplest phrases can be
the most profound.
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the
illusion of knowledge." ~Stephen Hawking
"The beginning of love is the will to let those we love be
perfectly themselves, the resolution not to twist them to fit our
own image. If in loving them we do not love what they are, but only
their potential likeness to ourselves, then we do not love them: we
only love the reflection of ourselves we find in them." ~Thomas
Merton, 'No Man is an Island'
"The connections we make in the course of a life - maybe that's
what heaven is." ~Fred Rogers
"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." ~William
"I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and
sometimes she loved me too." ~Pablo Neruda
"I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a
thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time." ~Neil
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you much first
invent the universe." ~Carl Sagan, 'Cosmos'
"We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
~Martin Luther King Jr.
"You're going to die, Arnie. Someday, you fill face that moment.
Regardless of what you believe, at that moment either you will face
complete nonexistence, which is something you can't possibly
imagine, or you will face something even stranger that you also
can't possibly imagine. On at actual day in the future, you will be
in the unimaginable, Arnie. Set your mind on that." ~David Wong,
'John Dies at the End'
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same
river and he's not the same man." ~Heraclitus
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Balls deep in some series on Netflix, completely screwing up my
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