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26 F Little Rock, AR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Okay), French (Okay), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ok, so an aggressively long profile is perhaps not the best idea. Which is fair. I don't know if I'd be willing to sit and read a profile the length of a fucking thesis either. I'll do some reworking and come up with something hopefully enjoyable, informative, and concise lol

Until then just pretend this is all filled out and that you find me very witty and intriguing.
What I’m doing with my life
Going back to school! I'll be finishing my degree in English.
I’m really good at
Remembering facts that I have zero use for.
Did you know if you eat a whole Polar Bear liver you'll die of Vitamin A poisoning? WELL YOU DO NOW! Wanna know too much about Pokemon? I can enlighten you if you want. Or get me drunk, and I'll enlighten you whether you want me to or not. I'LL SING THE WHOLE SONG IN PUBLIC, YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
Did you ever think "gosh, I wish I knew a chick who can quote all the LOTR's movies" It's your lucky fucking day!
Wanna quote memes? I won't stop quoting memes! It'll get weird how many memes get quoted
Like Reddit? Awesome! Like Imgur? EVEN BETTER!!
Like 4Chan? Get the fuck off my profile you pervert
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows are on fucking point

Also I have Cerebral Palsy, so I walk weird. Upside, people will be so distracted by how I'm walking they'll forget to have their jimmies rustled over 2 chicks on a date. So we'll have that going for us. Plus all the choice parking you could ask for!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In the interest of brevity lets stick with shows/books/movies I've recently seen or read.

Movies: The last movie I watched was actually Liar Liar. I'm a sucker for old Jim Carrey movies. I am very excited to watch Ender's Game, The Grand Budapest Hotel (yeah yeah fucking hipster, but sue me I like Wes Anderson), X-Men: Days of Future Past (fucking, doesn't come out until May but they showed a trailer of it recently and I got so excited then immediately livid. Why? Why would they taunt us like that?!), Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Thor: The Dark World, and Anchorman 2

Books: I just bought John Green's book 'The Fault in Our Stars' and his earlier one 'Looking for Alaska'. I love him and his books and his life and he gives me a lot of hope as a struggling author. I also got the new Malcolm Gladwell book this week 'David and Goliath' (however, I hereby swear to not drone on about it annoyingly for hours).

TV: Currently I'm watching American Horror Story: Coven, New Girl, Arrow, American Dad!, Supernatural, and Grimm. Although the first episode of Dracula did look good. I feel like the vampire fad might be headed out but I love Jonathan Rhys-Meyers so I'll give it a few episodes. I am HELLA-CITED for new episodes of Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Archer!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Way way too much. I'm a terrible overthinker. I have to leave myself notes everywhere or my scattered brain will wander off and forget everything like a dog chasing a lightning bug.

I like collecting quotes! Which I realize sounds utterly insufferable however, and stay with me here,'s not?
Ok fine, it's a little insufferable. But shut up about it. Jeez o'weez you're so judgey right now.
Here are a few I've always found inspiring and grounding. Also, I like to remind myself that sometimes the simplest phrases can be the most profound.

"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge." ~Stephen Hawking

"The beginning of love is the will to let those we love be perfectly themselves, the resolution not to twist them to fit our own image. If in loving them we do not love what they are, but only their potential likeness to ourselves, then we do not love them: we only love the reflection of ourselves we find in them." ~Thomas Merton, 'No Man is an Island'

"The connections we make in the course of a life - maybe that's what heaven is." ~Fred Rogers

"With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come." ~William Shakespeare

"I can write the saddest poem of all tonight. I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too." ~Pablo Neruda

"I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time." ~Neil Gaiman

"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you much first invent the universe." ~Carl Sagan, 'Cosmos'

"We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools." ~Martin Luther King Jr.

"You're going to die, Arnie. Someday, you fill face that moment. Regardless of what you believe, at that moment either you will face complete nonexistence, which is something you can't possibly imagine, or you will face something even stranger that you also can't possibly imagine. On at actual day in the future, you will be in the unimaginable, Arnie. Set your mind on that." ~David Wong, 'John Dies at the End'

"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." ~Heraclitus
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 19–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating