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VandalofHearts

33 M Lawrence, KS

My Details

Last Online
Mar 13, 2005
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Don't even start reading this if you aren't going to read it all the way through. I hate doing these things, but I'll do it this time because this service seems to be the only one without their heads up their nether regions. So, here goes. I am married. If you are looking for a serious relationship, go away. If you love sex and will do almost anything to get it, come here, sit down, shut up and we'll see exactly how bad you want it. I am not a fetishist, but I don't have too much of a problem accomodating, because I have one big fetish of my own...oh, no, you don't get off that easy...you have to work at it if your going to find out. As I said, let's see how bad you want it first. THIS AD WAS SET UP FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF HAVING SEX!!! If this is a problem, you need to be up front and honest. In fact, you need to be up front and honest anyhow, because even if you just want to talk and have a good gab, honesty is everything. I may be morally bankrupt, but even a failing business has that $20 bill that they keep in the frame on the wall. Love me, hate me, don't give a shit about me, just for the gods' sakes be honest with me; I promise I'll return the favor. If you haven't figured it out by now, I am VERY into Dom/Sub scenarios, have no problem with/without pain having an aspect in what goes on behind closed doors, and very open in my sexuality. I demand the same.

I am cynical, dom, and playful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Tech support and living my own life. Access by invitation only. You will be beaten for tresspassing or loitering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, my job (whatever it happens to be at the time), and making girls scream and shudder.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Face. Not that hard. OK FINE. Probably my cue ball head or my goatee. Yes, I know; that's just a more specific way of saying "my face." Gee, you're quick.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Best New: Alien vs. Predator; Best Not-so-new: Boondock Saints; Best that I own: Fight Club...always and forever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex, electronic entertainment, and the other four you don't get to know. Oh, yeah, did I mention I don't trust people?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Any subject that starts with the word "quantum." That and stories. I like writing, reading, hearing, and telling good stories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, hanging out with my family, but I could be doing something else. I'm just waiting for an interesting invitation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Not much really...I'm mysterious like that. Alright, fine. Regardless of what everything here might say, subliminally or otherwise, I really do have a basic respect for life, women, and the world in general. I just have a REAL bad problem with stupid people, people who get in my face for things that aren't their business, and combinations of the two.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23–52
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You're interested with what you've read so far. This isn't real hard. If you like what you've heard, then talk to me. Even if it's not for the sex. I probably won't talk much if it's not for sex, but we'll see. Oh, yeah, DON'T message me if boredom is your only motivation. You know who you are, and YOU SUCK. Boredom as motivation caused a lot of really bad problems and I do not like problems...except when I can spank them.