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26 Grand Rapids, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:29pm
6' 3" (1.91m)
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
My self-summary
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I'm a doctor... not like an actual real doctor, but more of a manager at Lowes type of doctor... But with only an associates degree... You get it. Most people would call me a hero, but only because I'm really good looking. I'm super rich if you don't factor in financial success. I'm definitely modest and shy. My favorite food is humble 3.14159... And if you don't get/like that joke just stop reading now. My favorite saying is "don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive." My favorite person who said that quote is me.
What I’m doing with my life
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Waiting to hear back on my audition tape for America's Next Top Model. Until then, I've enjoyed working at Lowes as a manager. To be honest, I really do enjoy working in home improvement. My life is pretty much exactly like Tim Allen's. We're both very handsome, work in home improvement, and were busted in the 80's for drug trafficking... Well mine wasn't as much trafficking as it was walking... And I wasn't moving cocaine as much as I was just moving to take my first steps.
I’m really good at
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I will tell you what I am NOT good at... Fucking Sudoku. Sudoku is just some asshats way of telling 'not-smart" kids that they'll be reliant on calculators for the rest of their lives.

Things I AM good at that may apply here: Cooking, Making people laugh, being adorable-ish, killing spiders, getting things off the top shelf, opening jars, remembering that you didn't put your keys in your purse because they are actually on the table, finding the car in the parking lot, doing laundry, random household maintenance, holding the door for others, and not holding back tears at the end of Marley and Me... yeah, it gets me and I'm sorry I'm not sorry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me that I look exactly like Ryan Gosling... if he were to play Sloth in the Goonies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Movies include: Warrior, Remember the Titans, Gladiator, Wedding Crashers, and many many more! I love movies.

Favorite music: A lot... and people who try to attack someone's character just because of their taste in music are just assholes. It's an opinion you commie, get over it.

Favorite TV Shows: Dexter, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother, Big Bang Theory, Bar Rescue, Duck Dynasty, Suits and Burn Notice.
The six things I could never do without
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1. University of Michigan
2. Family/Friends
3. A Good Beer
4. My Motorcycle
5. Football
6. Taylor Swift... Bet you didn't expect that!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flying to Jamaica to make ice sculptures and little rasta-snowmen. Or working...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When Ohio State plays USC, I root for ISIS. I wouldn't support OSU if they were playing the Nazi's.
You should message me if
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Let's be honest, this online stuff is inherently weird. I hope you were at least able to laugh a little and diffuse the awkwardness. You don't have to message me, just know going forward in life that you deserve to be happier than someone who couldn't find the humor in this profile.