Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from a small town in Northern Michigan. I love Grand Rapids
and everything it has to offer, but I certainly wouldn't mind
living in the country again. I am a die-hard Lions and Wolverines
fan, and I talk about football year-round. Watching football is
amazing, but I hope to someday coach kids to get more involved with
the sport again... since apparently they don't let you be Tom
Brady's back-up if you haven't played quarterback since middle
school! Rediculous rules, but it's their loss... I'll take my
talents elsewhere like LeBron. You know, just without the actual
talent or chiseled physique... scratch that... we're pretty much
the same person. Other than that, I decided to buy an associates
degree in common sense, or as they called it "business
administration". With that, I am able to use my vast
community-college-knowledge as a Hardware Manager for Lowes. I
know... kind of a big deal.
What I’m doing with my life
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Waiting to hear back on my audition tape to America's Next Top
Model, underwater basket weaving, starring in romantic comedies,
calling Peachtree to see if they can turn my imaginary annuity
payments into a lump sum of cash... you know, the normal "mid 20's"
I’m really good at
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Drinking Coors Light 4 at a time, listening to Taylor Swift on
repeat, HATING Ohio Sate (if you say "THE" Ohio State, you're a
terrorist and you hate America), random football facts that have no
point, but unfortunately not good at Sudoku... it's hard and my
mind is weak.
Things I'm good at that may apply here: Cooking, Making people
laugh, being adorable-ish, killing spiders, getting things off the
top shelf, opening jars, remembering that you didn't put your keys
in your purse because they are actually on the table, finding the
car in the parking lot, doing laundry, random household
maintenance, holding the door for others, and not holding back
tears at the end of Marley and Me... yeah, it gets me every time
and I won't apologize for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tell me that I look exactly like Ryan Gosling. Also, I'm
pretty sarcastic about a lot of things... except the looking like
Ryan Gosling thing. That's spot on, accurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Movies include: Warrior, Remember the Titans, Gladiator,
Wedding Crashers, and many many more! I love movies.
Favorite music: A lot... and people who try to attack someone's
character just because of their taste in music are just assholes.
It's an opinion you communist, get over it.
Favorite TV Shows: Dexter, Modern Family, How I Met Your Mother,
Big Bang Theory, Bar Rescue, Duck Dynasty, Suits and Burn Notice.
The six things I could never do without
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1. University of Michigan
3. A Good Beer
4. My Motorcycle
6. Taylor Swift
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and Football. Especially how I can get more football in
my future... see what I did there.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flying to Jamaica to make ice sculptures and little rasta-snowmen.
Or occasionally enjoying GR'S finest brews!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When Ohio State plays USC, I root for Al Qaeda. I wouldn't support
OSU if they were playing the Nazi's. Ohio State is like Justin
Bieber... if you like them, I hate you.
You should message me if
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