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VariousBarber

26 M Baton Rouge, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a full-time cards dealer at a local casino. Not the good one, unfortunately. It pays well for a pre-career job, but I'm searching my little heart out for a real big boy lifestyle.

I tend to practice not giving a shit, so that makes me fairly carefree and laid back. I'm into whatever you are into, for real, unless I say I'm not, which doesn't happen very often. If I'm REALLY into it, I might even have an opinion about it, but don't count on it, heh.

My favorite venues are the darker corners, but not the darkest ones. I'm a regular over at the Cove, and yes I am completely spoiled by the quality of their beverages. I prefer places that have approximately nine hundred beers on tap and two pool tables with five people in the bar on a Monday night. I do not prefer "clubbing", as my only dance moves make me look like an awkward penguin.

I play video games, adventure types usually. Not all that often though. Honestly though what really gets me hooked into a game is novel gameplay. Excellent story is what keeps me to the end, though. I start superficially and slowly expect more depth. Metaphor for life, anyone?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've graduated from LSU and I'm using my math degree to its fullest by dealing blackjack in a casino. One day I'll have a "professional" job. Today I am too young for that day.

Non-professionally, I like to write music, just without the sheet music. I'll write something on my piano, transfer it to the computer, and use it to add more instruments and stuff. It's a slight passion of mine. Maybe I'll go pro one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything, to an extent. I'm a jack of all trades, but a master of none. I am but a page at socializing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
MY AMAZING SMILE. No seriously though, I'm never serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Having a favorite of any sort of category of thing is like observing the wide variety of spices in life and only choosing one. I like different things at different times. It's easier to just say what I don't like out of these things:

books - not a fan of nonfiction. Sorry history lovers

movies - you know those movies in the vein of Scary Movie and Epic Movie and whatever incarnation of American Pie is out now? No thx
BUT, I'm totally into going to the movies and seeing things I wouldn't normally see. I'll watch anything with friends.

shows - anything with a laugh track. I enjoy stand-up though

music - Lil' anything blows

food - eggplant. That's about it.

What do I like in music? 65daysofstatic, Cake, Pure Reason Revolution, Rjd2, Steely Dan, Anamanaguchi, Deltron 3030, Rehab, The Flaming Tsunamis, Weird Al Yankovic, SHK, many many others. My favorite band changes with the wind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six things? That's a little arbitrary.
1 - the few people I consider close friends
2 - my lungs
3 - the internet
4 - food (yes, food comes after internet)
5 - math
6 - my legs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe. Also what kind of scotch I like best.

I think any old food can be eaten at any time. Hamburgers for breaktast, cookies for lunch, dinner at one am. Who cares? It's all food! And i bet you dollars to donuts that a hamburger is better for you for breakfast than those sugar festival cereals they claim kickstart your day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working :(. Gotta make that cheddar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm frequently misunderstood. I guess I don't know how to talk good :/ I always have other peoples' best interests at heart, though. I might come off like a forward prick but I almost always put others before me. Deep down I really do care.
You should message me if
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Friends! Or more I guess. Mostly I just want to expand my horizons, hang out with a new crowd, become a man of the world. Let's entertain each other. After all, isn't that what life is all about?