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Varkarnak
30 / M / straight / Single
Astoria, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- —
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- $20,000–$30,000
- Kids
- Doesn’t want children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am fantastic, angry, and handsome.
My Self-Summary
I want a new drug: one that won't go away, one that won't keep me
up all night, one that won't make me sleep all day.
I love meeting new people. Let's go to a museum, a loft party, a BBQ, a live show, you name it. Anything creative or artistic. And any place we can talk and drink! I am very fond of a good conversationalist.
I love meeting new people. Let's go to a museum, a loft party, a BBQ, a live show, you name it. Anything creative or artistic. And any place we can talk and drink! I am very fond of a good conversationalist.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I work full-time as an admin for the law department of a
major state-federal agency that keeps our airports and bridges
running, but more importantly:
I'm in a band: http://themissingteens.com
And I draw comics: http://biensuretal.com
What little remains of my time is spent drinking, sleeping, eating, partying, trying to be outdoors, and cuddling. And READING. Non-fiction mostly.
I'm in a band: http://themissingteens.com
And I draw comics: http://biensuretal.com
What little remains of my time is spent drinking, sleeping, eating, partying, trying to be outdoors, and cuddling. And READING. Non-fiction mostly.
I’m really good at
Coming up with funky dance beats. Writing decent lyrics. Making a
mixed cocktail consisting of vodka, grapefruit juice, tonic water,
pomegranate juice and lemon juice. Drawing anthropomorphic
cartoons. Analyzing your basic psyche and motivations. Keeping up
with geopolitics. Having Walter Mitty moments. Workin' like a dog.
Sleepin' like a log.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. My smart mouth. My business casual attire.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Heart of
Darkness, the
Stranger, Rise and Fall of
the Third Reich, Decline and
Fall of the Roman Empire, the LBJ books by Robert Caro, the Cartoon
History of the Universe, Guns, Germs and Steel,
A History of
God, The
Great Game, The
Prize, Crossing the Rubicon,
Rubicon, The Great
White Shark Hunt, Amazing Spider-Man,
X-Force/X-Statix, Nextwave, Cerebus the Aardvark, The Adventures of
Tintin, Earth X, Batman: The Long
Halloween, Daredevil, The Punisher, the Complete Works of
Shakespeare,
The Hero With 1,000
Faces, Green
Lantern and Green Lantern Corps.
The Apu Trilogy, the Back to the Future Trilogy, the Terminator Trilogy, the Star Wars trilogy, the soon-to-be X-Men Trilogy, etc. Also: Zorba the Greek, 8 1/2, Dr. Strangelove, Patton, The Seven Samurai, Duck Soup, Richard III, Lawrence of Arabia, way too many others to name right now. Favorite TV shows of all time: Twin Peaks and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Talking Heads, DEVO, Elvis Costello, Thomas Dolby, Steely Dan, Blur, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Weezer, The Clash, The Cars, Digital Underground, The Band, The Beatles, Average White Band, Dave Brubeck, Charles Mingus, Prokofiev, Mussorgsky, Tchaikovsky, Schubert, James Kochalka Superstar, The Police, R.E.M, Midnight Oil, Parliament/Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone, Wayne Fontana, Graham Parker, Bob Dylan, Cake, Warren Zevon, Crowded House, Stevie Wonder, Frank Zappa, Wall of Voodoo, Tom Petty, The Cardigans, The Pixies, Nirvana, Ohio Players, The Gap Band, Heatwave, Tears For Fears, many others
Sushi, Mexican, Interior Mexican, American, Greek, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Steak
The Apu Trilogy, the Back to the Future Trilogy, the Terminator Trilogy, the Star Wars trilogy, the soon-to-be X-Men Trilogy, etc. Also: Zorba the Greek, 8 1/2, Dr. Strangelove, Patton, The Seven Samurai, Duck Soup, Richard III, Lawrence of Arabia, way too many others to name right now. Favorite TV shows of all time: Twin Peaks and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
The Talking Heads, DEVO, Elvis Costello, Thomas Dolby, Steely Dan, Blur, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Weezer, The Clash, The Cars, Digital Underground, The Band, The Beatles, Average White Band, Dave Brubeck, Charles Mingus, Prokofiev, Mussorgsky, Tchaikovsky, Schubert, James Kochalka Superstar, The Police, R.E.M, Midnight Oil, Parliament/Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone, Wayne Fontana, Graham Parker, Bob Dylan, Cake, Warren Zevon, Crowded House, Stevie Wonder, Frank Zappa, Wall of Voodoo, Tom Petty, The Cardigans, The Pixies, Nirvana, Ohio Players, The Gap Band, Heatwave, Tears For Fears, many others
Sushi, Mexican, Interior Mexican, American, Greek, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Steak
The six things I could never do without
I'm sure not how to answer this, but whenever anything bad happens
to my cats Marcel & Cindy, or my Logic/ProTools rig, I freak
the hell out, and life comes to a grinding halt until I deal with
the problem.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The hero's journey, girls, politics, history, economics and
theology, girls, errands, music, the cosmogonic cycle, girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
I dunno... ever since Thursday became the new Friday I mostly take
it easy on Friday proper. Of course, I'd rather be out playing live
rock, but I can't find gigs for every week, sadly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I read and collect comic books. I also live in a pop culture
vacuum, so if you ask me what my opinion is on the new hot band and
I just stare blankly at you, don't be surprised. You can always get
me up to speed...
You should message me if
You are smart, charming, pretty, and do not play headgames. Let's
go out!
