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Varkarnak

35 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the Funky Dictator. I'm in touch with my inner Hawkman. I'm literate with an illiterate edge. I am reading Joseph Conrad and listening to the Isley Brothers right now, and if that doesn't meet your irony requirements, then I don't know what does.

I was raised in a pop culture vacuum and I guarantee I'll have no idea what you're talking about when you bring up your favorite contemporary band/TV show. That's why you're here, to educate me. In return, I can tell you how inflation, disinflation, and deflation works.

I love meeting new people. Let's go to a museum, a loft party, a BBQ, a live show, you name it. Anything creative or artistic. And any place we can talk and drink! I am very fond of a good conversationalist.

I am fantastic, angry, and handsome
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I work full-time as an admin for the law department of a major state-federal agency that keeps our airports and bridges running, but more importantly:

I'm in a band: http://themissingteens.com

And I draw comics: http://biensuretal.com

And I'm working on a few others things but, you know, we can discuss that on our date, right? Don't worry, I won't just talk about myself the whole time. I want to know what you're doing with your life too.

What little remains of my time is spent drinking, sleeping, eating, partying, trying to be outdoors, and reading, non-fiction mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with funky dance beats. Writing decent lyrics. Cuddling. Making a mixed cocktail consisting of vodka, grapefruit juice, tonic water, pomegranate juice and lemon juice. Drawing anthropomorphic cartoons. Analyzing your basic psyche and motivations. Keeping up with geopolitics. Having Walter Mitty moments. Workin' like a dog. Sleepin' like a log.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. My smart mouth. My business casual attire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Heart of Darkness, the Stranger, Rise and Fall of the Third Reich, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, the LBJ books by Robert Caro, the Cartoon History of the Universe, Guns, Germs and Steel, A History of God, The Great Game, The Prize, Crossing the Rubicon, Rubicon, The Great White Shark Hunt, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Force/X-Statix, Nextwave, Cerebus the Aardvark, The Adventures of Tintin, Earth X, Batman: The Long Halloween, Daredevil, The Punisher, the Complete Works of Shakespeare, The Hero With 1,000 Faces, Green Lantern and Green Lantern Corps.

The Apu Trilogy, the Back to the Future Trilogy, the Terminator Trilogy, the Star Wars trilogy, the soon-to-be X-Men Trilogy, etc. Also: Zorba the Greek, 8 1/2, Dr. Strangelove, Patton, The Seven Samurai, Duck Soup, Richard III, Lawrence of Arabia, way too many others to name right now. Favorite TV shows of all time: Twin Peaks and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The Talking Heads, DEVO, Elvis Costello, Thomas Dolby, Steely Dan, Blur, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Weezer, The Clash, The Cars, Digital Underground, The Band, The Beatles, Average White Band, Dave Brubeck, Charles Mingus, Prokofiev, Mussorgsky, Tchaikovsky, Schubert, James Kochalka Superstar, The Police, R.E.M, Midnight Oil, Parliament/Funkadelic, Sly and the Family Stone, Wayne Fontana, Graham Parker, Bob Dylan, Cake, Warren Zevon, Crowded House, Stevie Wonder, Frank Zappa, Wall of Voodoo, Tom Petty, The Cardigans, The Pixies, Nirvana, Ohio Players, The Gap Band, Heatwave, Tears For Fears, many others

Sushi, Mexican, Interior Mexican, American, Greek, Italian, Chinese, Indian, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm sure not how to answer this, but whenever anything bad happens to my cats Marcel & Cindy, or my Logic/ProTools rig, I freak the hell out, and life comes to a grinding halt until I deal with the problem. Also I could use a damn raise, or some tax relief.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The hero's journey, girls, politics, history, economics and theology, girls, errands, music, the cosmogonic cycle, girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dunno... ever since Thursday became the new Friday I mostly take it easy on Friday proper. Of course, I'd rather be out playing live rock, but I can't find gigs for every week, sadly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the reason for the band "Seal".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are smart, charming, pretty, and do not play headgames. Let's go out!