Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the Funky Dictator. I'm in touch with my inner Hawkman. I'm
literate with an illiterate edge. I am reading Joseph Conrad and
listening to the Isley Brothers right now, and if that doesn't meet
your irony requirements, then I don't know what does.
I was raised in a pop culture vacuum and I guarantee I'll have no
idea what you're talking about when you bring up your favorite
contemporary band/TV show. That's why you're here, to educate me.
In return, I can tell you how inflation, disinflation, and
I love meeting new people. Let's go to a museum, a loft party, a
BBQ, a live show, you name it. Anything creative or artistic. And
any place we can talk and drink! I am very fond of a good
I am fantastic, angry, and handsome
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I work full-time as an admin for the law department of a
major state-federal agency that keeps our airports and bridges
running, but more importantly:
I'm in a band: http://themissingteens.com
And I draw comics: http://biensuretal.com
And I'm working on a few others things but, you know, we can
discuss that on our date, right? Don't worry, I won't just talk
about myself the whole time. I want to know what you're doing with
your life too.
What little remains of my time is spent drinking, sleeping, eating,
partying, trying to be outdoors, and reading, non-fiction mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with funky dance beats. Writing decent lyrics. Cuddling.
Making a mixed cocktail consisting of vodka, grapefruit juice,
tonic water, pomegranate juice and lemon juice. Drawing
anthropomorphic cartoons. Analyzing your basic psyche and
motivations. Keeping up with geopolitics. Having Walter Mitty
moments. Workin' like a dog. Sleepin' like a log.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes. My smart mouth. My business casual attire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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, Rise and Fall of
the Third Reich
, Decline and
Fall of the Roman Empire
, the LBJ books by Robert Caro
, the Cartoon
History of the Universe
, Guns, Germs and Steel
A History of
, Crossing the Rubicon
, The Great
White Shark Hunt
, Amazing Spider-Man
Aardvark, The Adventures of Tintin
, Earth X
, Batman: The Long
, The Punisher
, the Complete Works of
The Hero With 1,000
and Green Lantern Corps
Back to the
Trilogy, the Terminator
Trilogy, the Star Wars
Trilogy, etc. Also: Zorba the Greek
, 8 1/2
, Dr. Strangelove
, The Seven
, Lawrence of Arabia
, way too
many others to name right now. Favorite TV shows of all time:
, Thomas Dolby
, Steely Dan
, They Might Be Giants
, The Clash
, The Cars
, Digital Underground
, Dave Brubeck
, Charles Mingus
, James Kochalka
, Sly and the Family
, Graham Parker
, Bob Dylan
, Warren Zevon
, Crowded House
, Stevie Wonder
, Ohio Players
, The Gap Band
, Tears For Fears
Sushi, Mexican, Interior Mexican, American, Greek, Italian,
Chinese, Indian, Steak
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm sure not how to answer this, but whenever anything bad happens
to my cats Marcel & Cindy, or my Logic/ProTools rig, I freak
the hell out, and life comes to a grinding halt until I deal with
the problem. Also I could use a damn raise, or some tax relief.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The hero's journey, girls, politics, history, economics and
theology, girls, errands, music, the cosmogonic cycle, girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I dunno... ever since Thursday became the new Friday I mostly take
it easy on Friday proper. Of course, I'd rather be out playing live
rock, but I can't find gigs for every week, sadly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the reason for the band "Seal".
You should message me if
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