34 year old long haired, artistic Chinaman seeks to become the pet of a female owner.
Able to clean, cook, hold intellectual conversations, paint and sketch, dance, and is quite cheeky and playful. Very imaginative at times.
Requires one or two meals a day, some love and attention, one bag of pipe tobacco a week and 5 books a month.
Bad habits include constant profanity, making funny noises from time to time, has mood swings and gets depressed when boredom sets in.
Also has tendency to bite, but quite amiable after drinking alcohol.
Loves to be scratched behind the ears and is quite responsive when touched on the thigh.
Comes with own passport and other important papers.