*flips hair* Like, oh my God! I'm like totally fun to hang out with and stuff. I like cool things and I absolutely hate things I don't like! I enjoy long walks on dinner and candle lit beaches! I'm so cool!

If that didn't scare you away, then I have obviously failed with my valley girl impression. Hmmm, about myself. Well, I am pretty much the epitome of nerd-dom. From THAC0, to being an IT guy in the Army, I've pretty much nailed all the cliches (though don't like Star Wars or Star Trek...blasphemy, I know).

I'm generally pretty quiet until I get to know you, then it is rather hard to get me to shutup, much to the chagrin to those close to me. My rants are legendary, and it is a trade I ply often.

I just got out of a very commited relationship, pretty much my only one. It was something I had dedicated a lot of time and effort to. Now I find myself back on the market with no prior experience (was a childhood romance). So I figured rather than spend endless nights barhopping hoping to meet a quality female, it might be a bit more prudent to put this out there and let myself be judged not by my job, looks, nor inability to dance.

I'm currently deployed to an undisclosed location in the Middle East.

My interests include: music (no rap) , Reading, Video games, writing, pretty much up for anything, even if I'm terrible at it (which I usually am).

I've got a dirty sense of humor, which is an eclectic mix between body function jokes, inuendos, and obscure references. I'm just as likely to snicker at someone saying "hard" as I am to enjoy a sophisticated joke. Oh, and I'm a sarcastic asshole at times. Just because you're with me won't save you from the wrath of my bruise inducing wit.

Well, I'm currently enrolled into the United States Army as a glorified IT guy. Basically my job amounts to me reminding the officers that it would be prudent to plug in the computer before claiming it doesn't work. Or telling them to flip the O.F.F actuator to the O.N position.

I'm going to college for computer networking. I'm also a prospective writer, working on my own book.

Writing. Video games. Breathing. Sleeping. Eating. Sex. Being mushy but denying it totally when around other people. Making fun of people at their own expense. Being awesome. Note: most of this is entirely subjective, actual experience may vary.

Usually they don't. I kinda stick to myself. I don't have anything to prove, so why go out of my way to be noticed? Rather my merits speak for themselves. Though it is amusing to walk around with the military uniform. Usually people notice that.

Speaking of which, as long as I'm off tangent here, I might as well go all the way. I don't get what is up with women and the military uniform. Maybe it just stops being cool when you put it on every day, but I just don't see the appeal.

I like to pretend I'm a ninja turtle when I'm in full battle rattle. With the armor plates, it sure feels like I could just duck my head between the neck guard like Michaelangelo did during that one scene to avoid being beheaded. Wait...what was the question?

Books: Anything by RA Salvatore, Anne McCaffrey, and Terry Pratchett.
Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninjas 1-2, Princess Bride, Big Round Butts Volume 5 (just kidding...OR AM I?), A Knights Tale, Spaceballs, Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Music: Megaherz, Bullet for My Valentine, Kalmelot, Scar Symmentry, Alkaline Trio, Ramstein, Disturbed, Ill Nino, Breaking Benjamin, Brad Paisley, basically anything not rap related.
Food: I'm in the Army. I'll eat anything...bowchickabowow.

Internet, my computer, food, air, metabolic processes, somebody to talk to, my inability to count.

Mysteries of the universe. Why are we here? What is our purpose? What exactly is a "hollah back gurl"? All pertinent questions that will no doubt change the very course of human history as we know it, ushering in a period of peace and prosperity which shall go down in the annals of time for generations to come.

Relaxing after a hard (snort) week of work. I find it is generally good to have a group of friends more motivated than you, that way they can drag you to various events and you can maintain the status quo of being a mysterious individual while also acquiring the mantle of someone who can "get jiggy wit(h) it". Yo. Also I spent many a Friday night thinking of random letters I can drop off of words while still maintaining the phonetic integrity.

I'm insatiable. If I find somebody I like, I will be ready to go...all the time. For hours on end. Its pretty bad.

Get you mind out of the gutter. Talking about video games here...My ability to string thinly veiled innuendos together in a neverending stream of juvenile humor is pretty good as well...

Actually, I meant it both ways there. To be honest.

You're willing to start a relationship with a military guy. Its not easy. I don't want to waste either of our times. AIM is: Ve12y. Email is: V.e12y2.0@gmail.com. I'm more super cereal than Al Gore and the manbearpig.