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22 M Saint Petersburg, FL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–24
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My Details

Last Online
Apr 18
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
When drinking
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
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My self-summary
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It's nigh impossible to fill out something like this without coming of as a narcissistic dickhead, so I'll trim the fat. I love to play music, make people laugh, and passionately live for the people I love and the myriad of things that interest me. Challenging, quick-witted people are my drug of choice.

I'm revulsed by the idea of a "chill" existence and wear my badge of intensity with pride.

Done. how u liek me nao.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been in school for Music Industry and Recording Arts for awhile now, but honestly it's too easy and routine, so it's time to switch majors. I haven't actually decided yet, but it will most likely either be music related or in the fields of anthropology and linguistics. I have a fetish for languages I can't describe. (Have you heard of West Frisian? I hadn't either until today. They speak it in a part of the Netherlands, and its actually startlingly close to English in terms of spelling. Closer than German and Dutch.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making shit up as I go along.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I have a really distinctive way of speaking. My tone is a certain way. I'd like to say "my aura of unflappable confidence", but really that's kind of an act. But isn't all confidence faking it anyway?

My aura of unflappable confidence.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music--Spoon, The Strokes, LCD Soundsystem, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fitz and the Tantrums, Ratatat, Sleigh Bells, Death From Above 1979, Arctic Monkeys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Wavves, The Kills, Jack White, Bonobo, 2562, Yppah, Antibalas, Fela Kuti, The Very Best, Hella, Death Grips, Mos Def, Kanye, Pharoahe Monch, Tokyo Police Club, The Libertines, Neutral Milk Hotel.... this is a very long list.

Also I made you this.

Books--Good science fiction. Aldous Huxley. All Kurt Vonnegut. China Mieville.

Movies--Everything considered "well executed." Particularly a fan of the Oceans Eleven movies. Just watch them. They're so cool I can't even stand it. But my favorite film is Children of Men.

TV-- Rarely watch any more. Most BBC programming.

Food-- tasty, vegetable heavy dishes. I've stopped eating red meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Black Members Only jacket
2. some kind of tonal instrument
3. Monty Python's Flying Circus
4. lovely women
5. pretzels
6. James Brown
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nearly everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at Bar Milo, downtown St. Petersburg. Best bar on Central.
Or drinking too much with y_tho
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nice try, OK Cupid.
You should message me if
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