Full time asshole, part time workaholic, no time for anyone with no ambition.

Height: Varies depending on my speed, relative to the observer.
Weight: Sensation caused by gravitational warping of space-time.
Age: According to Einstein, time is merely a persistent illusion.

Anti-normal musician, artist, animator, and filmmaker, residing behind one set of eyes, in a fortress of dirty tea-mugs.

Animation graduate, freelance designer, animator, artist, one UK tour down, Europe to go.

I just moved to Cardiff, on a whim, from Brighton, and I'm loving it so far. I don't know a huge amount of people here, so if you just want to meet up for a coffee and break the norm, that could be nice.

Likely how deeply inappropriate my sense of humour is, even around people I've never met before. Impulsive tendencies and a short attention span for the mundane turn every day into a half written horoscope, infused with cynicism and caffeine.

I wear hats. And don't go clubbing. Like, ever. Unless I'm shitfaced and there's nowhere else open.

Work is way too demanding these days to read much, which is a shame, as I had my first piece of writing published when I was around 11 or so, and I absolutely adore literature. Movies, that's a hell of a list. Music? You'll be here all day. Food... Eastern. Far Eastern. Sushi, ramen, pocky!

I'm allergic to beer, which is a prime excuse to drink cocktails and wine. Bit of a shame the allergy kicked in around halfway through University...

My guitars, my mac[s], a sketchbook, tea, music, my weekly cartoon injection.

Music, constructing song ideas in my head, film ideas, stressing about business, touring, life... cartoons.

I find religion, politics, philosophy and physics deeply interesting and hold many of my own ideas, so if you come at me with theories and opinions, I'll probably like you instantly.

Sadly, probably working. I say "sadly", but when work involves making some new tunes or dicking about with some artsy software, Friday night is just as fun as any other night. Sometimes I go get drunk. Sometimes.

Balls.

...you like?