Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: I am neither vegan nor a velociraptor.
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I grew up in the depths of the third world, in one of the most
violent places on Earth. I self-educated all the way to becoming a
Fulbright scholar. Life has been an interesting ride so far. I have
walked the path of excess and found crumbs of wisdom. I gazed into
the abyss and the abyss averted my gaze. I am a fun loving,
adventure seeking, freespeaking guy who can keep you engaged in
conversation for days.
I enjoy a loving, caring, open marriage with primatology
, if ethical non-monogamy
does not suit you, we can still be friends.
TL/DR: Smart, kind, loving, sex/body/gender positive. Mostly
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. I go around and carry a heartload of poetry instead of
What keeps me busy:
I teach kids to read, the ones who can't learn without special
attention and the ones the system forgot to educate.
I work with bees. Beekeeping is part of what I do, but mostly I
study about bees and help others be better beekeepers.
I help out with the invertebrate collection at the AMNH.
On Saturday mornings I work at a petting zoo. Some people go to
therapy, I go to the petting zoo.
I have a fuckton of personal projects. These include fixing up my
yard (previously neglected for years) and learning how to bake the
perfect loaf of bread.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm foreign but they could never guess where I am from.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I think that the most influential authors in my life are
Julio Cortázar, Jorge Luis Borges, Umberto Eco, Virginia Woolf,
Kurt Vonnegut, Alejandra Pizarnik, Douglas Adams, Edward O. Wilson,
Jared Diamond, Marguerite Duras and Kobayashi Issa.
Movies: There is a special place in my heart for Stanley Kubrick
because he was the first "serious" filmmaker whose work I came to
know. A sample of my taste: The Colors Trilogy, Kung Fu Hustle, the
movies of Akira Kurosawa, Jim Jarmusch, Jon Cassavetes, Ray
Harrihausen, several superhero movies and cult classics such as
Conan the Destroyer and Reservoir Dogs.
Music: Mostly contemporary classical (I never liked the oxymoron,
but what can you do?), metal and jazz. There are several South
American singer songwriters who can make me cry. I love Fado, Tango
and The Blues. I never get tired of Andrés Calamaro, Tom Waits and
Shows: Seinfeld, Samurai Champloo, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Attack
on Titan, anything by Chuck Jones.
Food: An adventurous eater, I am always eager to learn how to make
or enjoy great food. I am a decent baker and good cook. I love
spices and well crafted beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Late night conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a
harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to
interpret it as though it had an underlying truth."
Evolution, especially the evolution of humans and social insects.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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-You want to meet a kind, open, GGG guy with whom you can talk
-You know any good jokes.
-You just want to walk and talk til we forget where we
-You are a hero(ine) seeking an archenemy.
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