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VegasGrifter

36 / M / Straight / Single

Kansas City, Missouri

His Details

Last Online
Today – 12:02pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Military
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a rotten asshole, I will cheat on you in a heartbeat. Looking for a woman that will change me. Being the nice guy ain't working so I'll just go back to the bad boy and fuck what you care about. Been doing the the nice guy shit for too long and still single. So bad boy mode it is. Fuck it all... do you like threesomes, sex in public spaces, letting a lot of guys cum on your face, but you still having a steady man that will videotape your goo feast with my dick or a vagina in your mouth? Drop me a line you crazy bitch...
What I’m doing with my life
Stocking ammo, updating my list, cleaning my guns and reading and re-reading Revelations. Go Jesus!!!!
I’m really good at
Picking fun at your whorish fattness, you fatty ho...go fatty go!!
The first things people usually notice about me
My small penis that I like to pull out in public places to scare traumatized Boy Scouts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mein Kampf, The Communist Manifesto, The Bible, The Satanic Bible, The Koran, The Torah,..The Citizen Kane porno...and my family re-enactment of Debbie Does Dallas where my brother plays Debbie and the whole neighborhood fucks him in the ass while speaking Spanish.
The six things I could never do without
1. The Republican Party
2. The Nazi Party
3. the Jewish Defense League
4. Fur
5. Peta
6. Sarcasm
7. Your uptight scorn!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Fuck only six? Shit already two past my limit, but fuck the rules. O.K. The Fred Phelps love fest has to pull an eighth spot that doesn't fit here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why you suck at everything except cock.
On a typical Friday night I am
Burning Crosses, burning effigies of Obama, Hitler, and Susan B. Anthony (I'm an equal opportunity hater).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once watched your current boyfriend fuck a pig.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If you "figuratively," have enough balls to actually message me instead of lurking my page. Can you hold a decent conversation with something other than a jelly donut? Well, I bet the current changes I put on this profile will at least get more hits than the honesty and sincerity I posted earlier. Drastic times require drastic measures no matter the cost, and fuck you if you if you can understand the sarcasm!!!!