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Vegetable_Soop

21 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
What's up, my N-word?! Come, let us know the meaning of haste.

Let H be the domain Humankind. Let M denote a proper subset of H we'll call the Male subset. There exists an element x in M such that x is of Spanish descent, who's run 21 laps around the sun, who's a student of mathematics, and who can be arbitrarily labeled a "dumb-ass" by all non-unique elements in H that are not x (a.k.a. the "general public").
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking batches of math.
I’m really good at
...clappin' fools.
...creepin' on fools.
...not following directions.
...waiting.
The first things people usually notice about me
1. Big head.
2. Quiet.
3. Pale.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
LITERATURE:
The Divine Comedy
The Lord of the Rings
The Koran/Qu'ran
Paradise Lost
Slaughterhouse-Five

MOVIES:
A Clockwork Orange
American History X
Dr. Strangelove; or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Fargo
Psycho
Stand and Deliver
Taxi Driver
2001: A Space Odyssey

MUSIC:
The Byrds (R.I.P.)
Creedence Clearwater Revival (R.I.P.)
LCD Soundsystem (R.I.P.)
The Modern Lovers (R.I.P.)
The Pixies
The Ramones (R.I.P.)
Sonic Youth (R.I.P.)
The Velvet Underground (R.I.P.)

TELEVISION:
Bates Motel
Breaking Bad (R.I.P.)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (R.I.P.?)
Seinfeld (R.I.P.)
The six things I could never do without
1. Me
2. Myself
3. I
4. You
5. Them
6. Us
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The barber of a small town shaves those men, and only those men, who don't shave themselves. Does the barber shave himself?

If I'm an only child, am I my own big brother AND little brother?

If my car is valued at $0.00, do I really have a car?
On a typical Friday night I am
...fucking off.
...dicking around.
...rubbing one out.
...beating one off.
...wrecking bitches on Super Smash Bros. Melee and Nazi zombies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
1. My guilty pleasure song is Cyndi Lauper's cover of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun."

2. I love shopping for furniture, clothes, and shoes. A Saturday at the thrift stores and IKEA is my way to spend a weekend.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you can tell me stories.
...you can teach me things.
...you like thrifting.
...you like shopping.