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VeloRouleur

33 M Bristol, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll keep it brief, I'm a geek, cyclist, music lover, down to earth, and somewhat introverted guy whose not afraid to laugh at himself.

Genuine nice guy, but not a doormat. I'm not one for drama and playing games.

I have a dark, ironic and slightly sarcastic sense of humour.

I totally love cycling. I usually ride at least 100 miles a week. I also do a bit of racing and I'm not bad at it. I'm hoping to get some decent results this year.

I'm really into music. I'm very much an indie kid.

Most of the time I'm basically as laid back as it gets.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working my job in IT which I really enjoy even though all day I'm asking "Have you tried turning it off and on again?".

Racing my bike.

Re-learning to play the guitar.

.....Working on my master plan to take over Gotham City and/or destroy Tokyo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not putting my foot down when stopped on my bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Song Of Ice And Fire, Scott Pilgrim, Kick-Ass, Earths Children series, Chrichton (Jurassic Park/Lost world/Sphere) [Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Comic Book]

Star Wars, LOTR, Kick-Ass, Inception, Dark Knight trilogy, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Bourne, Godfather, Scarface [Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Action/Gangster]

Archer, Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, Community, TBBT, Dexter, Stargate, Continuum, BSG, Futurama, The Office (U.S.) [Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Crime/GENRE]

Thursday, Circa Survive, Silversun Pickups, If These Trees Could Talk, deadmau5, CHVRCHES, Sleater-Kinney, The Black Keys, Thrice, Band of Horses, Amber Pacific, Giant Drag, The Vines, The Prodigy, The Used, Story of the Year, mewithoutYou, From First to Last, Placebo, Refused, Gotye, Mogwai, The Smiths, The Kills, God Is An Astronaut, The Cooper Temple Clause, Escape the Fate, The Decemberists, Hundred Reasons, At the Drive-In, Death From Above 1979, We Were Promised Jetpacks, Skrillex, Minus the Bear, Team Dresch, Pixies, Stone Temple Pilots, The Blood Brothers, The White Stripes, Lifetime, Senses Fail, Kings of Leon, Bear Vs. Shark, Bullet for My Valentine, Sonic Youth, Saves The Day, Bratmobile, Be Your Own Pet, Blood Red Shoes, Portishead, Dinosaur Jr., Pavement. [Indie/Punk/Alt-Rock]
Check out my music taste: http://www.last.fm/user/napalmhaze

Pizza, Green tea, Marmite, Dark Chocolate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bicycle
Internets
Computers
Marmite
Tea
Cookies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which bike to buy next (The maximum number of bikes to own is n+1).

Also, where is the 'maybe' option in most of these match questions? Life is not only black&white.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling out with movies and/or video games. Playing guitar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer girls but I consider myself pansexual or bisexual, or whatever. Although I don't especially like some peoples fucked-up preconceived ideas on what that means. Like the automatic assumption that I must be poly, promiscuous, undecided, in denial, full-on-gay or unable to commit. Which is all complete bullshit, but that's their problem not mine. My sexuality, my rules.
You should message me if
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You want to actually get to know me. duh.