I'm going to be president one day.
I hate laughing and having fun. I'm here exclusively to look for drama. I have a baby but he's the least important thing in my life so you won't have to deal with that.
I don't have a baby.
Bourne Identity, The Matrix, Chronicle (see it), Drive
Firefly, Friday Night Lights, Skins
Manchester Orchestra, Sleigh Bells, Ratatat, Class Actress
Are you still reading this part? Stop it, it's a waste of time.
Oh also I guess I should mention that I'm in a poly relationship? Yeah, it's kind of new to me too but it seems to be working out super well! Just wanted to disclose that early to avoid breaking your heart.
You wear pencil skirts and leather boots.
You think space exploration is humanity's best hope for the distant future.
You sometimes go to concerts alone.
You want to hang out and play video games naked. Or you could do yoga naked while I play video games if video games aren't your thing.
You have blue hair.
Sometimes you don't sleep because your brain is keeping you up just thinking about how weird everything is.
You can handle your liquor.
You want to ride on the back of a motorcycle.
You think going on a run is an awesome first date.
The textbook problem with dating sites is that girls get too many shitty messages and guys don't get any at all. If you've made it this far, be a part of the solution and just click the damn send message button. I promise to let you down easy.