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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Oct 6
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Working on Post grad
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My personality is a New York Times critics' pick and I am number seventeen on the Forbes list of guys you should date.

I'm going to be president one day.

I hate laughing and having fun. I'm here exclusively to look for drama. I have a baby but he's the least important thing in my life so you won't have to deal with that.

I don't have a baby.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In law school. Don't ask me why! I don't like having to question my own decisions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dressing myself, fixing computers, flicking off your bra with one hand, super smash brothers, ordering drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. I've never met me before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Neruda, Watterson, Niven, Herbert, Eggers

Bourne Identity, The Matrix, Chronicle (see it), Drive

Firefly, Friday Night Lights, Skins

Manchester Orchestra, Sleigh Bells, Ratatat, Class Actress

Are you still reading this part? Stop it, it's a waste of time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good knife. Iodine tablets. Warm clothes. Flint and tinder. I think I've misinterpreted the question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex and God. Not, like, at the same time though. Dammit, this was supposed to be a clever three word section and now I'm jumping through multiple explaining hoops. At least it's self-referential.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing a mask. Riding real fast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The heat death of the universe terrifies me.

Oh also I guess I should mention that I'm in a poly relationship? Yeah, it's kind of new to me too but it seems to be working out super well! Just wanted to disclose that early to avoid breaking your heart.
You should message me if
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you want to tell me what your favorite dinosaur is and why

You wear pencil skirts and leather boots.
You think space exploration is humanity's best hope for the distant future.
You sometimes go to concerts alone.
You want to hang out and play video games naked. Or you could do yoga naked while I play video games if video games aren't your thing.
You have blue hair.
Sometimes you don't sleep because your brain is keeping you up just thinking about how weird everything is.
You can handle your liquor.
You want to ride on the back of a motorcycle.
You think going on a run is an awesome first date.

The textbook problem with dating sites is that girls get too many shitty messages and guys don't get any at all. If you've made it this far, be a part of the solution and just click the damn send message button. I promise to let you down easy.