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VelocitySteve

26 M Chapel Hill, NC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
My personality is a New York Times critics' pick and I am number seventeen on the Forbes list of guys you should date.

I'm going to be president one day.

I hate laughing and having fun. I'm here exclusively to look for drama. I have a baby but he's the least important thing in my life so you won't have to deal with that.

I don't have a baby.
What I’m doing with my life
In law school. Don't ask me why! I don't like having to question my own decisions.
I’m really good at
Dressing myself, fixing computers, flicking off your bra with one hand, super smash brothers, ordering drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. I've never met me before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Neruda, Watterson, Niven, Herbert, Eggers

Bourne Identity, The Matrix, Chronicle (see it), Drive

Firefly, Friday Night Lights, Skins

Manchester Orchestra, Sleigh Bells, Ratatat, Class Actress

Are you still reading this part? Stop it, it's a waste of time.
The six things I could never do without
A good knife. Iodine tablets. Warm clothes. Flint and tinder. I think I've misinterpreted the question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex and God. Not, like, at the same time though. Dammit, this was supposed to be a clever three word section and now I'm jumping through multiple explaining hoops. At least it's self-referential.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wearing a mask. Riding real fast.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The heat death of the universe terrifies me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You wear pencil skirts and leather boots.
You think space exploration is humanity's best hope for the distant future.
You sometimes go to concerts alone.
You want to hang out and play video games naked. Or you could do yoga naked while I play video games if video games aren't your thing.
You have blue hair.
Sometimes you don't sleep because your brain is keeping you up just thinking about how weird everything is.
You can handle your liquor.
You want to ride on the back of a motorcycle.
You think going on a run is an awesome first date.

You're going to Bonnaroo!

The textbook problem with dating sites is that girls get too many shitty messages and guys don't get any at all. If you've made it this far, be a part of the solution and just click the damn send message button. I promise to let you down easy.