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Veloxyll

31 Launceston, Australia Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:56pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ammendment as of 24/8/14!
Mostly right now I'm looking for people to chill out with. Since I noticed my current circle of friends is somewhat shrunken once I trim the list of the Geographically Challenged.
If anything more comes of it, so be it, but that's not really what I'm after right now.

I don't understand the concept of a BRIEF self summary.

I am terribly amazing. Or amazingly terrible. I leave it up to your judgement as to which.

Still totally disappointed in Liberal voters and supporters. But not quite so voraciously. You still made the wrong choice though.

Two basic guidelines apply to my interactions, both here and in person.
One: Consent is awesome. Also sexy.
Two: All favours are completely gratuitous

Also, I occasionally engage in feminist rage. And rage at society's LOVE of putting people into boxes. Then hating them for being in said boxes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Winning costume contests. Who's the fanciest Ork at Bent? ME. And people say it's only gay men with fashion sense!
I am trying to give up using smilies in chat on this site. It is harder than I anticipated.

I am ENDEAVOURING to get on with a career. Step 1 - get a qualification, was a resounding success. Unfortunately step 2 is being a curmudgeon at the moment. Because it involves cover letters. SO MANY COVER LETTERS.
This also means that I am considering moving to a different city. Because sadly the economy here is a teensy bit tricky at the moment. On the up side non-Launcestonians, if you can hook me up with a graduate accounting or HR position, I can live in your basement town.

Oh, and I drive Launceston's Tram of a weekend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrasti-. I'll get around to finishing it eventually.

Overthinking things.
Alright, I am really good at numbers too. Not quite enough for fluid mechanics' crazy calculus. I like actual numbers more than lettery ones.
Indulging in terrible ideas!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ha! My long hair. It is amaaaazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies and TV shows:
The Princess Bride
Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are favourites. As is Sweeney Todd, Enchanted. Shaun of the Dead
Black Books, Black Adder and other British Peoples
Animes can also be good on occasion.
The Princess Bride

Books and authors:
The Adventures of Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
A Song of Ice And Fire
Things by Sir T Pratchett and Douglas Adams.

Musics I guess:
Marina and the Diamonds is currently getting a lot of refreshes.
And Leonard Cohen >.> 90s music is the best dance music. 80s music is also generally good.

Food:
Lasagne has always been a favourite, but I'm fairly un-picky when it comes to food.
Which is the hardest part of vegetarianism. And my occasional foray into veganism.

Video games: New WoW expansion.
I guess we'll say 4X games (Civilization, Masters of Orion, Sword of the Stars). Perhaps a bit TOO much considering how likely they are to OHAI 4AM me. While they're BAD.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee
Coffee. IT NEEDS TO BE SAID TWICE.
The Internets
Video games
Kitty hugs
Good books. Movies and other arts are nice too.
The ability to constantly edit documents as the whim takes me. Our computerless forebears were truly amazing people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have something new to be mad about!
http://tinyurl.com/mrkurlp

"YouTube mailbox filled up, but the messages were so aggressive she deleted them. "I kept one though because really, you can't believe it. Someone said: 'More patronising feminist bullshit. Keep whining, bitches!'"
Thanks, guys. -_-

When I should start learning Violin (I've decided not before mother leaves. No-one should be put through early violince)

Why traditional males are so bad at approaching people. And such assholes. With classy approaches such as:
"Hi sexy" or "I give head.". Or, my favourite, "If only I wasn't married."
Okay. These have ALL been topped:
want to "impregnate someone with your seed".
This is just. I don't even have WORDS for this. Why would you ever say that.
Also: "like my peaches & want to shake my tree".
Of course, to get all the mysogyny I could ever want, apparently I just needed to log into PSN or XBL...
http://fatuglyorslutty.com/page/13/
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Staying up late, talking to friends and such over the magic of the interweb
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am super tempted to cross dress for trolling purposes.

alternate answer: I am sorely tempted to venture into politics. Cant imagine i'd do a worse job.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Ed: You have Stargate and want an excuse to re-watch it (I missed plenty, buuut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1pUapH3_ng iI HAVE A MANlLY NEED TO WATCH ALL OF IT)

If you're even a little bit curious. (Whether Bi-curious or just curious about me or whatever, I don't mind!)
Or just want to gossip about nonsense!
Or there is something in my profile you'd love to discuss.
(I guess I either scared sticklers off or they didn't catch it because I'd had there mis-spelt for the last 8 months.)

You can also message me if you are considering adventures of some kind and need another victim person.

And Melbourne/Hobart are totally near damn it. 2.5 hours to the centre of either. That's practically next door!