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31 M Launceston, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Jun 28
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
I don't understand the concept of a BRIEF self summary.

Still totally disappointed in Liberal voters and supporters. But not quite so voraciously. You still made the wrong choice though.

I am reasonably amazing. I am also occasionally terrible. Were you so inclined, you could say I'm terribly amazing. I'm also very laid back and easy going.
I also like good puns. Luckily, since they don't exist, I also like terrible puns. And general wordplay-y nonsense. It is the best nonsense.

Two basic guidelines apply to my interactions, both here and in person.
One: Consent is awesome. Also sexy.
Two: All favours are completely gratuitous.
If I do something for someone, this does not create an obligation for them to do something back.

I studied at university so I know how to correctly cite a tweet in an essay and everything useful that academia teaches you.

I work in a museum at the moment, though looking for something a bit more knowledge intensive for the moment. That said, I do enjoy a good nerding out over pointless details. And nothing has applicable pointless details like museum work. And there are a lot of things to know about the trams and the restoration, so there's that.

Also, I occasionally engage in feminist rage. And rage at society's LOVE of putting people into boxes. Then hating them for being in said boxes.
What I’m doing with my life
Winning costume contests. Who's the fanciest Ork at Bent? ME. And people say it's only gay men with fashion sense!
I am trying to give up using smilies in chat on this site. It is harder than I anticipated.

I am ENDEAVOURING to get on with a career. Step 1 - get a qualification, was a resounding success. Unfortunately step 2 is being a curmudgeon at the moment. Because it involves cover letters. SO MANY COVER LETTERS.
This also means that I am considering moving to a different city. Because sadly the economy here is a teensy bit tricky at the moment. On the up side non-Launcestonians, if you can hook me up with a graduate accounting or HR position, I can live in your basement town.

Oh, and I drive Launceston's Tram of a weekend.
I’m really good at
Procrasti-. I'll get around to finishing it eventually.

Overthinking things.
Alright, I am really good at numbers too. Not quite enough for fluid mechanics' crazy calculus. I like actual numbers more than lettery ones.
Indulging in terrible ideas!
The first things people usually notice about me
Ha! My long hair. It is amaaaazing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies and TV shows:
The Princess Bride
Hobbit and Lord of the Rings are favourites. As is Sweeney Todd, Enchanted. Shaun of the Dead
Black Books, Black Adder and other British Peoples
Animes can also be good on occasion.
The Princess Bride

Books and authors:
The Adventures of Ciaphas Cain, HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
A Song of Ice And Fire
Things by Sir T Pratchett and Douglas Adams.

Musics I guess:
Marina and the Diamondsis currently getting a lot of refreshes.
And Leonard Cohen >.> 90s music is the best dance music. 80s music is also generally good.

Lasagne has always been a favourite, but I'm fairly un-picky when it comes to food.

Video games:Wow this section was out of date.
What the heck am I even playing at the moment. Besides Animal Crossing. (Must collect all the things!)
I guess we'll say 4X games (Civilization, Masters of Orion, Sword of the Stars). Perhaps a bit TOO much considering how likely they are to OHAI 4AM me. While they're BAD.
The six things I could never do without
The Internets
Video games
Kitty hugs
Good books. Movies and other arts are nice too.
The ability to constantly edit documents as the whim takes me. Our computerless forebears were truly amazing people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have something new to be mad about!

"YouTube mailbox filled up, but the messages were so aggressive she deleted them. "I kept one though because really, you can't believe it. Someone said: 'More patronising feminist bullshit. Keep whining, bitches!'"
Thanks, guys. -_-

When I should start learning Violin (I've decided not before mother leaves. No-one should be put through early violince)

Why traditional males are so bad at approaching people. And such assholes. With classy approaches such as:
"Hi sexy" or "I give head.". Or, my favourite, "If only I wasn't married."
Okay. These have ALL been topped:
want to "impregnate someone with your seed".
This is just. I don't even have WORDS for this. Why would you ever say that.
Also: "like my peaches & want to shake my tree".
Of course, to get all the mysogyny I could ever want, apparently I just needed to log into PSN or XBL...
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying up late, talking to friends and such over the magic of the interweb
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am super tempted to cross dress for trolling purposes.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 23–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you're even a little bit curious. (Whether Bi-curious or just curious about me or whatever, I don't mind!)
Or just want to gossip about nonsense!
Or there is something in my profile you'd love to discuss.
(I guess I either scared sticklers off or they didn't catch it because I'd had there mis-spelt for the last 8 months.)

You can also message me if you are considering adventures of some kind and need another victim person.

And Melbourne/Hobart are totally near damn it. 2.5 hours to the centre of either. That's practically next door!