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Velvetelvis71
38 / M / straight / Single
New York, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- Fit
- Looking For
- Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Judaism
- Sign
- Aries but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Banking / Financial / Real Estate
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English, Hebrew
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am funloving, cynical, and smartass.
My Self-Summary
Tall, funloving smartasss with a full head of hair (hey, it doesn't
hurt, does it?). Openminded, curious & cynical (yet an
optomist) downtown boy. Playful but can be serious too. Passionate
about Israel (lived in Tel Aviv for 3 years so Hebrew speakers a
big plus), music junkie (love live shows) news/politics (Jon
Stewart, Yes, Bill O'Reilly, Big No). Well traveled (Thailand,
Cambodia, Egypt etc). I feel just as comfortable in jeans as I do
in a little black dress. Love to people watch and learn about
others and other cultures. (Love writing in parenthesis) Love the
ocean even more. Please no Republicans!.
PS Since it has been asked, that is a cousin in the picture with me. I don't have any children.
PS Since it has been asked, that is a cousin in the picture with me. I don't have any children.
What I’m doing with my life
Spending time with friends, family, going to see LOTS of live
music, and adventuring
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, smile, and kissing (I'm the best -- references
upon request)...
Possessing useless trivial knowledge (although it recently helped me win on a game show, so i guess it's no longer useless)...
Possessing useless trivial knowledge (although it recently helped me win on a game show, so i guess it's no longer useless)...
The first things people usually notice about me
My funloving nature and devilish good looks.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music:
Eclectic taste varying from Frank Sinatra to Parliament Funkadelic, Jay Z to Jane's Addiction, Stevie Wonder to Stevie Ray Vaughan, Prince to Peter Gabriel, Crosby Stills Nash and Young to Curtis Mayfield, Gorrillaz to Groove Armada. Rolling Stones to Radiohead, ..Ummm, you get the picture.
Favorite TV Shows:
Entourage, Weeds, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Top Chef
Favorite Movies:
This is Spinal Tap, Fight Club, The Warriors, Blues Brothers, Slapshot, City of God,
Favorite Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird, Blackhawk Down (the movie was great too), Heat, Kite Runner, In the Spirit of Crazy Horse
Food:
REALLY good olive oil, grilled calamari, pizza, coffee, hummus, za'atar (points if you know what this is), and anything with apples and cinnamon
Eclectic taste varying from Frank Sinatra to Parliament Funkadelic, Jay Z to Jane's Addiction, Stevie Wonder to Stevie Ray Vaughan, Prince to Peter Gabriel, Crosby Stills Nash and Young to Curtis Mayfield, Gorrillaz to Groove Armada. Rolling Stones to Radiohead, ..Ummm, you get the picture.
Favorite TV Shows:
Entourage, Weeds, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Top Chef
Favorite Movies:
This is Spinal Tap, Fight Club, The Warriors, Blues Brothers, Slapshot, City of God,
Favorite Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird, Blackhawk Down (the movie was great too), Heat, Kite Runner, In the Spirit of Crazy Horse
Food:
REALLY good olive oil, grilled calamari, pizza, coffee, hummus, za'atar (points if you know what this is), and anything with apples and cinnamon
The six things I could never do without
Music
The Beach
hope
HD-DVR
REALLY good olive oil
internet porn
The Beach
hope
HD-DVR
REALLY good olive oil
internet porn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boobies
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing just about anything from a concert, dinner, watching a movie,
at a dive bar with friends, or trying to pick up loose women on the
internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I tend to babble on voicemails...
My "filter" is broken (or just switched off most of the time) so sometime I say the darndest things that have been known to cause hilarity and sometimes controversy (I guess Joe Biden is my mentor).
My "filter" is broken (or just switched off most of the time) so sometime I say the darndest things that have been known to cause hilarity and sometimes controversy (I guess Joe Biden is my mentor).
You should message me if
You are openminded, have a little bit of an edge, know a dirty
limerick, and are up for an adventure. Oh, and you at least cracked
a big smile (if not a laugh) while reading my profile. If you did,
than you get my brand of humor.
PS I'm really not into piercings (ears and nose is o.k.) or tattoos (a small one is something I can work with). This is NOT a judgement (to each her own), just not my taste.
PS I'm really not into piercings (ears and nose is o.k.) or tattoos (a small one is something I can work with). This is NOT a judgement (to each her own), just not my taste.
