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Velvetelvis71

43 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Hebrew

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My self-summary
Tall, funloving smartasss with a full head of hair (hey, it doesn't hurt, does it?). Openminded, curious & cynical (yet an eternal optomist) downtown boy. Playful but can be serious too. Passionate about Israel (lived in Tel Aviv for 3 years so Hebrew speakers a big plus), music junkie (love live shows) news/politics (Jon Stewart, Yes, Bill O'Reilly, Big No). Well traveled (Thailand, Cambodia, Egypt, Colombia, etc). I feel just as comfortable in jeans as I do in a little black dress. Love to people watch and learn about others and other cultures. (Love writing in parenthesis) Love the ocean even more. Please no Republicans!.

I am funloving, cynical, and you better be prepared to laugh your ass off...
What I’m doing with my life
Spending time with friends, family, going to see LOTS of live music, and adventuring
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, smile, and kissing (I'm the best -- references upon request)...

Possessing useless trivial knowledge (although it recently helped me win on a game show, so i guess it's no longer useless)...
The first things people usually notice about me
My funloving nature and devilish good looks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Eclectic taste varying from Frank Sinatra to Parliament Funkadelic, ALLMAN BROTHERS (my faves) to Adele, Jay Z to Jane's Addiction, Stevie Wonder to Stevie Ray Vaughan, PRINCE to Peter Gabriel, Crosby Stills Nash and Young to Curtis Mayfield, Gorrillaz to Groove Armada. Rolling Stones to Radiohead, ..Ummm, you get the picture. Currently obsessed with Gary Clark Jr. I've seen almost all of these in concert

Favorite TV Shows:
The League, Sons of Anarchy, Boardwalk Empire, Daily Show, The Wire,

Favorite Movies:
This is Spinal Tap, Fight Club, The Warriors, Blues Brothers, Slapshot, City of God, 40 Year Old Virgin

Favorite Books:
Devil in the White City, To Kill a Mockingbird, Blackhawk Down (the movie was great too), Heat, Kite Runner, In the Spirit of Crazy Horse

Food:
REALLY good olive oil, grilled calamari, pizza, sushi, fresh mint tea, coffee, hummus, za'atar (points if you know what this is), and anything with apples and cinnamon
The six things I could never do without
Music
The Beach
A good hot shower
HD-DVR
REALLY good olive oil
internet porn
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I could say something incredibly existential and/or philosophical, but really, I am mostly thinking about how to get off this site...
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing just about anything from a concert, dinner, watching a movie, at a dive bar with friends, or trying to pick up loose women on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tend to babble on voicemails...

My "filter" is broken (or just switched off most of the time) so sometime I say the darndest things that have been known to cause hilarity and sometimes controversy (I guess Joe Biden is my mentor).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a Jewgirl (sorry but that's the way I roll)

You are openminded, have a little bit of an edge, know a dirty limerick, and are up for an adventure. Oh, and you at least cracked a big smile (if not a laugh) while reading my profile. If you did, then you get my brand of humor.

PS I'm really not into piercings (ears and nose is o.k.) or tattoos (a small one is something I can work with). This is NOT a judgement (to each her own), just not my taste.