I'm just a dude living in the boondocks. I grew up in the woods. I wear mesh back baseball caps. I worked a lot of blue-collar jobs, but now I do most of my work on a computer. I run my truck on vegetable oil. I have traveled often, but am experiencing a lull right now. I'm very enthusiastic about just about everything I do.

I'm madly in love with my girlfriend and I spend a lot of time making sure she's happy with me. She knows all about my profile (she used to have one here, too).

I am usually charming and clever.

I am keeping bees again this year. I have 5 hives set up on my roof to keep them away from bears. (Anyone have some land where I can keep them?) I make soap. I used to buy nuts for a living, but I am now a man of leisure. I think that I may do gravestone restoration for pocket money this summer.

I play DnD.

Being courteous.

Probably the fact that I don't shave much.

Books: The Hobbit

Movies: Conan the Barbarian, The Kentucky Fried Movie, Baraka, Memento, Boondock Saints

Foods: Cheese

Tea. Books. Chocolate. Rural living. My hobbies. Meeting new people.

1-If I were trapped on a deserted island and had to choose one person with whom I had to live until rescued, I would choose George W Bush, for the following reasons: a) They would be looking for him, thus increasing the chances of rescue; b) While he's on a desert island he's not off starting wars in the rest of the world; c) I could eat him and feel good about it.

With friends.

I re-took the "Logical Thinking Test" because there was a question that I knew that I'd gotten wrong. I chose an answer at random until my score went up. My score "Epitome of Genius" is a fraud. I'm so ashamed.

You reckon that there's no downside to it.

Or...if you want to have some sweet lovin' with my girlfriend and me... (she made me write that)