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VendorX

36 / M / straight / Single

Fayetteville, Arkansas

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am Tall, slackful, and a palm wine drinkard.

My Self-Summary

I am currently a rather directionless Subgenius meandering back and forth between Los Angeles and Fayetteville, Arkansas, mired in attempts to create bad art and enjoy myself. The dualing forces of neophilia and apathy ensure that my life stays interesting and eventful without threatening me with anything like lasting success or stability.

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What I’m doing with my life

Building virtual worlds and promoting "Bob" in thought, faith and deed. Enjoying life to the fullest.

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I’m really good at

Enjoying myself, no matter the odds. I actively engage in cooking, biking, debate, any and all games and killing all humans. I really enjoy anything involving music or dance, except actually dancing myself. I enjoy writing, riding, fine food and alcohol and the ocean.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am tall, have strong and unique outlooks on the world and can casually imbibe enough liquor to kill a modest sized tribe of humans.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

In summary, I love works of art created with passion and skill, and I HATE things which are done badly, by idiots. I love all food, seriously, but oh, you make the delicious curries, like with the Thai food or the Indian food, and goodness, but I love that stuff. Not to brag, but I've perfected all forms of 'the sandwich', as well as the Bloody Mary.

I can describe in compelling detail why Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is one of the better films ever made, and why the most recent take on the Lord of the Rings was actually one of the worst, but no one ever seems to like hearing either of these things. Jorge Borges, Pushkin, Umberto Eco and Robertson Davies write things I love and want to hear. George Orwell and Henry Miller write the stuff I love but don't always want to hear. Grant Morrison and Douglas Adams and Lovecraft kept me entertained, and Alan Moore, Ivan Stang and Lewis Hyde are my new masters.

Musically I tend to gravitate to pre Green Day punk, goth and I guess what people these days call alternative or mainstream alternative or whatever, bands like Bauhaus, the Pixies, Talking Heads, Dead Kennedys, OR the modern world of popular electronica like The Orb or Underworld OR eclectica like DEVO, Negativland, Man or Astroman, and the like, but I go through phases of every sort from acid jazz to russian folk, so don't try and LABEL ME, MAN!

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The six things I could never do without

The subgenius needs only slack. However, I become entirely unmanageable without access to good alcohol, good cheese, a bicycle and music of my choice. I also am kind of a neophile, and without constant new stimulation, get bored and angry. That being said, with enough processor power and cooking utensils, I can find that entertainment pretty handily inside my own house.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I spend a lot of my time thinking about what sorts of worlds I would create if I were omnipotent, ranging from blissful utopias of exploration and growth to nightmare worlds where I slaughter every last fokking thing in existence, bring them back and kill them all again. And some simply have no context by which to compare to reality.

I care, CARE, about the world social and political scene and I really, really don't think that most adults give it any serious thought at all, despite committing to acts like condemning other humans they've never met to death, pushing their half assed religions on people and voting. I ponder this furiously, while at the same time trying to find some zen state which will help me not care so much about it.

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably stuck working crew on some half assed indy film for far too little money or assaulting my body with recreational chemicals or both.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I recently suplexed a lamb.

You should message me if

...you want to learn anything more about me. You've already pushed through the worst of it. Seriously, I like learning about and talking to new people. I don't have a lot of picky details that I insist people I associate with exhibit. I do, however, really enjoy activities that involve aimless wandering, entertainment and conversation.

So, as an example, if you'd be up for just a random conversation, over the web, at a bar or coffee shop, or even wandering aimlessly through some of the more unique regions of the city, that's when you should message me.



If, on the other hand, you're looking for someone who matches closely to your religious or political ideals, or shares some specialized interest at your level, like snowboarding, then maybe I'm not quite the choice for you (not that I wouldn't love to try snowboarding sometime soon.)