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_ClassicSchmosby

30 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quixotic go-getter by day, amateur oneironaut by night.

Football season is one of my favorite things.

I morally object to zoos as well as $12 amusement park beers.

I say "fuck," or variations thereof, a lot. That doesn't mean I'm incapable of keeping it PG, just that I prefer not to.

Board games.

Feminist, but, like, totally not the man-hating, butch kind.

I've been fortunate enough to find my own distinct path through life and it's especially exciting at the moment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying every day of it, for starters.
Also, having my shit together.

I have goals and I work hard to achieve them.
I'd love to meet somebody that does the same.

UPDATE: Planet Earth is now on Netflix, so that's what I'm doing.
Dat earth doe!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing combinations of words
Making music
Making friends
Making breakfast
Making out
Witty banter
Philosophizing
Over-thinking things
Grammar

...and I make a mean mixtape (playlist?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Maybe my glasses, tattoos or the big smile on my face. Probably something I'm totally unaware of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I typically avoid choosing favorites, but if you insist...

BOOKS
No One Here Get's Out Alive, The Stranger, The Great Gatsby, Calvin and Hobbes, philosophy or science books, nonfiction and biographies. I recently finished House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski and I loved it as well as Our Mathematical Universe by Max Tegmark.

MOVIES
Fight Club, Almost Famous, Waking Life, Across the Universe, Amélie, Braveheart, American Beauty, most Apatow films and just about anything by Robert Rodriguez or Tarantino.

TV
Battlestar Galactica and How I Met Your Mother. I love The Daily Show and Colbert Report. Besides that, True Detective, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Louis, Always Sunny and Archer. Oh, and Verizon recently gave me HBO, so there's that.

MUSIC
I realize it's cliché to say you listen to everything, but it's true. Music is what I do. I studied it, I create it, work around it, and I love everything about it. All time favorite band is Brand New (god, those were the days) and I'm currently enamored with The xx. And I will always love The Doors.

Top 5 favorite acts at Coachella 2015: Jungle, St. Vincent, Alabama Shakes, Jack White, The Weeknd.

GAMES
I don't play video games much anymore (still have an old Gamecube, but it's typically not hooked up). But I absolutely love the Zelda series. Like, love.

FOOD
I'm crazy about avocados and spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Just the Internets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what makes me, me; the fact that in the 21st century we can land robots on Mars, 3D-print human organs, and crash particles together in a miles long machine; popsicles if it's a hot day, pho if it's chilly; sex, obviously

I also make a lot of jokes to myself as I go about my day and end up laughing out loud in front of other people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exactly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once in a while I blast music and dance alone in my apartment.

Except I'm not a particularly good dancer.
I just think it's a lot of fun.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have tattoos. You're a pretty and smart girl that's shorter than me. Or if you're a pretty and smart girl that's taller.

If you're into quasi-nerdy, creative-types with tattoos and a penchant for deep, intellectual conversation. If you want to take a chance. If you're a writer/singer that wants to make some cool music. Or if you just wanna hang out on the beach.

Also, don't message me if you're only looking for sex. I'm not a slut.

I'm kidding, of course. Message away.