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Verbalhologram1

28 M Gwynn Oak, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Apr 26, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Where to start, these are so hard, explain yourself in a summary?!?!?!
First and foremost I love to laugh and do the same for others, I can and do find humour in anything, literally anything. I'm a total nerd, love me some video games (Ugg, I know, right) and movies and reading, so if that's boring, keep it moving honey lol. I would much rather stay in and cuddle up with a movie or rock out than go out "clubbing"...those places are horrid, not to say im a total home-body, I do enjoy going out to a bar every now and then to grab a drink or two with some good friends that's always fun, I do enjoy the outdoors, but holy damn I cant stand hot weather, why cant it just be Fall all year round???.

I can be the center of attention or just sit back and enjoy, either are fun to me. Went to collage and got my degree, blah blah blah, lots of good that did lol, and now I'm back in school for some more educations, I love to learn about things I don't know and improve on what I do ...seriously their is nothing better than being able to talk on a crazy variety of subjects.
Im crazy crazy laid back and very easy to get along with, easily the most chill (such a "Bro" word lol) person you will ever meet.
If any of this sounds good hit me up, this is my first time doing anything of the sort so I have no idea what to expect, but hey nothing ventured nothing gained right? I'm getting tired of seeing so many nice girls with asshole dudes that either cheat or treat them like shit, and me with nothing...starting to think I should just be a dick, apparently that's how you get girls now...
if you would like an honest and sincere guy in your life, hit me up :)
I curse like a fucking sailor, like seriously every third word for some reason. I love Glasses on a girl...soooo hot. I have horrible grammar and would look like a 5 yr old without spell check. I love laughing at anything and everything...even things I REEAAAALLY shouldn't be. Love people watching and making fun of everyone. I know the answer to "does this make my but look big" is HELL YES IT DOES.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hmmm...well currently am going back to school for some more learnings, looking to move into a career because im done with having just a job :( Trying to get into better shape, which is almost no fun at all, but that doesn't mean im not doing it. Just overall looking to improve this thing called life. Currently living with my Grandfather,after my Grandmother died (they were married for 50 years) he was devastated and alone and I couldn't stand the thought of him by himself, he wouldn't have made it without me, he was the first person to hold me when I was born, and I will be with him until the end, if you cant take that or understand it, for reals, move the fuck on, I don't care about you. (That's about as serious as ill ever get). Other than that I'm looking for people to enjoy my time with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, and knowing a little bit about everything
Looking like I'm still in highschool... which is kinda getting annoying
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The nerdy glasses of course!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - anything by Chuck Palahniuk, R.A Salvatore
Movies - FAAARRR to many to list, movies are one of my favourite things in the entire world, litterally anything as long as its good, Gangster movies, and horror would be my tops, but seriously...any movies
Music - My other favourite thing in the world, Crazy heavy metal and hip hop are by far my favourite...but blues, rock, jazz all very good things, music is a cure for so many things. Music I dont like? Country...grrr its terrible lol
Shows - Anything funny, sooo...Its allways sunny, Workaholics, Archer, Louie, NCIS (Gibbs is the fuckin man!) Adult swim in general, some Anime's (but not enough to be a weirdo lol). Love me some law and order, An Idiot Abroad (Fucking Hilarious), The unit, Discovery and history channel...such a nerd, love me some tv
Food- As long as its edible....but I fucking hate pot pies lol...also seafood....gross
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Movies, Laughter, Family, Spell check, my glasses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, and how it works
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie, Reading, listening to music...possibly grabbing a drink or two at a local watering hole
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If any of what I said in my description sounds good to you.

If your nerdy, huuuge plus, Love me some nerdy girls

If you hate clubs...because, for serious they are terrible places

you want someone awesome to talk to