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VercingetorixII

39 M Venice, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on med school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are inherently unreliable. That being said: I am the best.

If we live within the compasse of the Law, serve God and obey our King—and as good Subjects ought to doe, in our duties and our prayers dayly remember him—what need we more of learning?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Postponing oblivion.

1)
2) Painting
3) Working
4) Im working on a side project involving Japanese Filter Cloth and many trips to Surfas Supply. Are you a chemist or Process Engineer?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bread and Butter Pickles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.” — Sir George Sitwell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lately:
Out Hud
Sturgill Simpson
John Lee Hooker
Wooden Wand
GZA
Bill Frissel
John Prine
LCD Soundsystem

“Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.” — Moliere

"The tremendous sea itself, when I could find sufficient pause to look at it, in the agitation of the blinding wind, the flying stones and sand, and the awful noise, confounded me. As the high watery walls came rolling in, and, at their highest, tumbled into surf, they looked as if the least would engulf the town. As the receding wave swept back with a hoarse roar, it seemed to scoop out deep caves in the beach, as if its purpose were to undermine the earth. When some white-headed billows thundered on, and dashed themselves to pieces before they reached the land, every fragment of the late whole seemed possessed by the full might of its wrath, rushing to be gathered to the composition of another monster. Undulating hills were changed to valleys, undulating valleys (with a solitary storm-bird sometimes skimming through them) were lifted up to hills; masses of water shivered and shook the beach with a booming sound; every shape tumultuously rolled on, as soon as made, to change its shape and place, and beat another shape and place away; the ideal shore on the horizon, with its towers and buildings, rose and fell; the clouds fell fast and thick; I seemed to see a rending and upheaving of all nature." David Copperfield, Dickins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snafu: situation normal, all fucked up
janfu: joint army and navy fuckup
susfu: situation unchanged: still fucked up
fumtu: fucked up more than usual
tarfu: things are really fucked up
fubb: fucked up beyond belief
fubar: fucked up beyond all recognition
sapfu: surpassing all previous fuckups

(And The Integratron)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
California rangers stormed a drought-plagued Los Gatos nudist colony suspected of siphoning water from a public waterfall for a skinny-dipping pool. “I discreetly turned my fanny pack,” said Errol Strider, a 70-year-old nudist, of his interaction with the rangers, “to a front pack.”
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What a week!!!!

A Portland, Oregon, man called police to report a chicken crossing the road; a Chula Vista, California, woman called 911 because she and her adult daughter were being held hostage by their cat, Cuppy; and a Seattle woman was jailed for stealing a cell phone after she reportedly called 911 to complain of being harassed by the person from whom she had taken it.[26][27][28] In Texas, a woman stole a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 from a Shell station and drank it while waiting for police to arrive because she hoped to meet her boyfriend in jail, and in Petrozavodsk, Russia, a drunk woman bit a police officer and died instantly.[29][30] James and Gina Goldring of Queens, New York, filed a lawsuit in which they claimed that police entered their home, poured out cereal, broke a muffin maker, dumped cinnamon on the kitchen counter, pulverized a night-light, stole $680 in cash, and stomped on an Xbox after James was advised not to provide details about having accidentally shot the couple’s son. “So,” the officers allegedly said, “you’re lawyered up?”
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
in late 1999 i consumed 12,150 servings of Healthy Choice pudding cups.