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39 M Venice, CA

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Last Online
Today – 2:23pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Working on med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are inherently unreliable. That being said: I am the best.

The criminal must be mentioned in the early part of the story, but must not be anyone whose thoughts the reader has been allowed to know.
All supernatural or preternatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course.
Not more than one secret room or passage is allowable.
No hitherto undiscovered poisons may be used, nor any appliance which will need a long scientific explanation at the end.
No Chinaman must figure in the story.
No accident must ever help the detective, nor must he ever have an unaccountable intuition which proves to be right.
The detective himself must not commit the crime.
The detective is bound to declare any clues which he may discover.
The stupid friend of the detective, the Watson, must not conceal from the reader any thoughts which pass through his mind: his intelligence must be slightly, but very slightly, below that of the average reader.
Twin brothers, and doubles generally, must not appear unless we have been duly prepared for them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Postponing oblivion.

1) Going to Grad School
2) Painting
3) Working
4) Im working on a side project involving Japanese Filter Cloth and many trips to Surfas Supply. Are you a chemist or Process Engineer?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bread and Butter Pickles
The first things people usually notice about me
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“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.” — Sir George Sitwell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
“Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.” — Moliere
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snafu: situation normal, all fucked up
janfu: joint army and navy fuckup
susfu: situation unchanged: still fucked up
fumtu: fucked up more than usual
tarfu: things are really fucked up
fubb: fucked up beyond belief
fubar: fucked up beyond all recognition
sapfu: surpassing all previous fuckups

(And The Integratron)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Amount of the fine a recently passed New York State law would impose for taking selfies with tigers : $500
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What a week!!!!

A Portland, Oregon, man called police to report a chicken crossing the road; a Chula Vista, California, woman called 911 because she and her adult daughter were being held hostage by their cat, Cuppy; and a Seattle woman was jailed for stealing a cell phone after she reportedly called 911 to complain of being harassed by the person from whom she had taken it.[26][27][28] In Texas, a woman stole a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 from a Shell station and drank it while waiting for police to arrive because she hoped to meet her boyfriend in jail, and in Petrozavodsk, Russia, a drunk woman bit a police officer and died instantly.[29][30] James and Gina Goldring of Queens, New York, filed a lawsuit in which they claimed that police entered their home, poured out cereal, broke a muffin maker, dumped cinnamon on the kitchen counter, pulverized a night-light, stole $680 in cash, and stomped on an Xbox after James was advised not to provide details about having accidentally shot the couple’s son. “So,” the officers allegedly said, “you’re lawyered up?”
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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in late 1999 i consumed 12,150 servings of Healthy Choice pudding cups.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating