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39 M Venice, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Working on med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Self-summaries are inherently unreliable. That being said: I am the best.

When Samuel Beckett won the Nobel Prize in in 1969, he received a telegram from a Parisian named Georges Godot … apologizing for keeping him waiting.

v. to study at night
What I’m doing with my life
Postponing oblivion.

1) Going to Grad School
2) Painting
3) Working
4) Im working on a side project involving Japanese Filter Cloth and many trips to Surfas Supply. Are you a chemist or Process Engineer?
I’m really good at
Bread and Butter Pickles
The first things people usually notice about me
“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.” — Sir George Sitwell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Sometimes my house is quiet as a fishman fishing alone. When I remember the mornings, I only remember the mornings. If I was gathering eggs in the cold in my black coat. If I was teaching the children sleep. If I was dreaming what it is to be a woman. If I was dreaming of a delicate woman, bad and quiet, playing the samisen, looking at me as if I were several plums close together like a cluster within reaching distance on the branch; thinking the lunar dust of her face, and how her fingers were like feathers, and when I heard the silence of the mill wheel not turning, and the wild turkeys not drinking, and I knew they had hypnotized themselves in the stream, drinking their morning water. The mornings I spend like the time one takes to put on a new bandage, a dime to call a bank for the weather long distance." – from The Son’s Tale, Frank Stanford
The six things I could never do without
albuminurophobia: fear of kidney disease
alliumphobia: fear of garlic
allodoxaphobia: fear of opinions
ancraophobia: fear of wind
anuptaphobia: fear of staying single
arachibutyrophobia: fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
atomosophobia: fear of atomic explosions
aulophobia: fear of flutes
aurophobia: fear of gold
barophobia: fear of gravity
caligynephobia: fear of beautiful women
cherophobia: fear of gaiety
deipnophobia: fear of dining or dinner conversations
euphobia: fear of hearing good news
geniophobia: fear of chins
genuphobia: fear of knees
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words
linonophobia: fear of string
lutraphobia: fear of otters
mottephobia: fear of moths
porphyrophobia: fear of the color purple
pteronophobia: fear of being tickled by feathers
scriptophobia: fear of writing in public
spheksophobia: fear of wasps
zemmiphobia: fear of the great mole rat

(And The Integratron)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In 1999, UC-Davis civil engineer David Phillips was grocery shopping when he noticed something peculiar. Healthy Choice Foods was offering frequent-flyer miles to customers who bought its products. But a 25-cent pudding would bring 100 miles — the reward was worth more than the product itself.

Recognizing a good thing, Phillips bought 12,150 servings of pudding for $3,140, claiming he was stocking up for Y2K. Then he enlisted the Salvation Army to help him peel off the UPC codes, in exchange for donating the pudding.

He mailed his submission to Healthy Choice, and to their credit they awarded him 1.25 million frequent-flyer miles, enough for 31 round trips to Europe, 42 to Hawaii, 21 to Australia, or 50 anywhere in the United States.

There’s no downside. Phillips also got Aadvantage Gold status for life with American Airlines, which brings a special reservations number, priority boarding, upgrades, and bonus miles. And he got an $815 tax writeoff for donating the pudding.
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
in late 1999 i consumed 12,150 servings of Healthy Choice pudding cups.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating