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VercingetorixII

39 M Venice, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are inherently unreliable. That being said: I am the best.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Postponing oblivion.

1)
2) Painting
3) Working
4) Im working on a side project involving Japanese Filter Cloth and many trips to Surfas Supply. Are you a chemist or Process Engineer?
I’m really good at
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Bread and Butter Pickles
The first things people usually notice about me
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“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.” — Sir George Sitwell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lately:
Out Hud
Sturgill Simpson
John Lee Hooker
Wooden Wand
GZA
Bill Frissel
John Prine
LCD Soundsystem

“Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.” — Moliere

. . . In that Empire, the Art of Cartography attained such Perfection that the map of a single Province occupied the entirety of a City, and the map of the Empire, the entirety of a Province. In time, those Unconscionable Maps no longer satisfied, and the Cartographers Guilds struck a Map of the Empire whose size was that of the Empire, and which coincided point for point with it. The following Generations, who were not so fond of the Study of Cartography as their Forebears had been, saw that that vast map was Useless, and not without some Pitilessness was it, that they delivered it up to the Inclemencies of Sun and Winters. In the Deserts of the West, still today, there are Tattered Ruins of that Map, inhabited by Animals and Beggars; in all the Land there is no other Relic of the Disciplines of Geography.

—Suarez Miranda, Viajes de varones prudentes, Libro IV, Cap. XLV, Lerida, 1658
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snafu: situation normal, all fucked up
janfu: joint army and navy fuckup
susfu: situation unchanged: still fucked up
fumtu: fucked up more than usual
tarfu: things are really fucked up
fubb: fucked up beyond belief
fubar: fucked up beyond all recognition
sapfu: surpassing all previous fuckups

(And The Integratron)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Camping. I think about camping a lot. . . . ..

Toxoplasmosis

An Indiana dog's skin troubles were found to be caused by an allergy to humans. "It's just not his fault," said the owner of Lucky Dog Retreat-- oh man, I know that feeling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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David Bowie – David Robert Hayward Stenton Jones
Eric Clapton – Eric Patrick Clapp
Alice Cooper – Vincent Damon Furnier
Dido – Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong
Bob Dylan – Robert Alan Zimmerman
Jewel – Jewel Kilcher
Mama Cass – Ellen Naomi Cohen
Marilyn Manson – Brian Warner
Meat Loaf – Marvin Lee Aday
George Michael – Yorgos Panayiotou
Nelly – Carnell Haynes, Jr.
Lou Reed – Louis Firbank
Busta Rhymes – Trevor Tahiem Smith
Cliff Richard – Harry Webb
Sade – Helen Folasade Adu
Seal – Henry Olusegun Olumide Samuel
Gene Simmons – Chaim Witz
Cat Stevens – Steve Georgiou
Sly Stone – Sylvester Stewart
Ice T – Tracy Marrow
Randy Travis – Randy Bruce Traywick
Shania Twain – Eileen Regina Edwards
Frankie Valli – Frank Castelluccio
Eddie Vedder – Edward Louis Severson
Paul Revere’s real name was Paul Revere.