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VercingetorixII

39 M Venice, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on med school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Self-summaries are inherently unreliable. That being said: I am the best.

When Samuel Beckett won the Nobel Prize in in 1969, he received a telegram from a Parisian named Georges Godot … apologizing for keeping him waiting.

Arnold Bennett was surprised to find no fresh flowers in George Bernard Shaw’s apartment.

“But I thought you were so fond of flowers,” he said.

“I am,” Shaw replied, “and I’m very fond of children too, but I don’t chop their heads off and stand them in pots about the house.”
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Postponing oblivion.

1) Going to Grad School
2) Painting
3) Working
4) Im working on a side project involving Japanese Filter Cloth and many trips to Surfas Supply. Are you a chemist or Process Engineer?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bread and Butter Pickles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
“I must ask anyone entering the house never to contradict me or differ from me in any way, as it interferes with the functioning of the gastric juices and prevents my sleeping at night.” — Sir George Sitwell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
“Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.” — Moliere
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
snafu: situation normal, all fucked up
janfu: joint army and navy fuckup
susfu: situation unchanged: still fucked up
fumtu: fucked up more than usual
tarfu: things are really fucked up
fubb: fucked up beyond belief
fubar: fucked up beyond all recognition
sapfu: surpassing all previous fuckups

(And The Integratron)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Leaked classified documents revealed that the U.S. government’s no-fly list is now 47,000 names long, and that more than 40 percent of the 680,000 names contained in the U.S. Terrorist Screening Database, which is shared with law enforcement, private contractors, and foreign governments, are of people with “no recognized terrorist group affiliation.”

In addition to such well-known non-lethal technologies as rubber bullets, pepper spray, and Tasers, researchers are investigating many other, more exotic approaches to crowd control: the LED Incapacitator, or “puke ray,” which uses pulsating multicolored lights to produce vertigo and nausea; MEDUSA (Mob Excess Deterrent Using Silent Audio), which uses a beam of microwaves to induce uncomfortable auditory sensations in the skull; and the Pulsed Energy Projectile, which uses a burst of infrared laser energy to create a “plasma pulse” around the target, overwhelming his or her nervous system.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such joy in the tavern as upon the road thereto.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
in late 1999 i consumed 12,150 servings of Healthy Choice pudding cups.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating