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My self-summary
I'm not too good at these "about you" sections. I'm new to these "match" sites. I'm actually quite shy. Only at first.

My name is Josh.

I'm half Irish, half Finnish. I'm 6'2. Um... I was born in Tennessee and moved to Texas when I was 6.

I'm damn good at making people laugh. I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi. More on myself than on others. I'm a huge metal head. I enjoy jumping around my room, head banging and air guitaring. Or actually playing my guitar. Could never be lead, tho. More of a vocalist. Ha, cause I am.

I play a bunch of vidja games. Ranging from Skyrim to Black Ops, Mortal Kombat to Mass Effect. I larp, cosplay, do a bit of gymnastics, and even play cello.

I'm not too fond of my freckles. Hated them since childhood. Possibly cause of the segregation I received. Stupid children, thinking I had chicken pox. Why would I be in school? That shit's contagious.

I've been called an asshole, mainly because I'm very blunt. I can be a dick. I like going on random adventures into the wild. Fun stuff, esplorin caves and such. Yes, I purposely misspelled exploring. I enjoy randomly going downtown and acting stupid. It's fun to watch old peoples confusion and know they're thinking "What the fuck is that kid's problem?". I am a loud person. Once I get to know you. I curse a lot. Like I mean, a-fucking-lot.

Anyways, I'll add more eventually. Till then, wanna know more? Ask.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently have my own business custom making and selling cosplays and larping stuff. But its not a legitimate job, so the prents aren't too happy. In College tho. Going for me Associates in Drama. (Stagecraft to be exact)
I’m really good at
Tumbling, larping, custom making cosplays and accessories. I'm good at being funny, I've been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
My horrible freckles... And my large nose. Oh, maybe that I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything R.A. Salvatore, a bunch of aura reading and occult books, grimoires of sorts.

Movies: Equilibrium, Cloud Atlas, Matrix Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Hobbit, All Harry Potter, Amazing Spiderman, Xmen First Class, Chronicle, Hancock, Tron, All Miyazaki, too many.

Shows: Mostly cartoons. Gumball, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Flapjack, Courage, Superjail. Then there's Supernatural, Mythbusters, Breaking Bad, House, maybe a little more. I'm not too much into television.

Music:Soilwork, Iced Earth, Coheed and Cambria, Symphony X, Dimmu Borgir, Blind Guardian, Nero, Nightwish, Kamelot, Epica, Mercenary, Project Hate, Daft Punk, The Absence, Arch Enemy, Opeth, Black Dahlia Murder, Apocalyptica, Dream Theater, Circa Survive, Owl City, Memphis May Fire, Circle Jerks, Dethklok, and just way too many.
The six things I could never do without
1.My Music
3.Exercise of some sort
4.My special Tea (Ask anyone who knows me, that shit is magick)
5.Me Phone. Feel weird without it. It could be dead, just need it in me pocket. (OCD)
6.Clean Air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where are all the metal fans? And why does everyone hate Djent?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing nothing at all. Bored out of my mind most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Careful what you ask for.
You should message me if
You find me at all interesting and possibly would like a good laugh.

If you actually read my profile.

Oh, and if I've visited your profile and didn't message you, sorry. I'm not good with breaking the ice. But hey, maybe you like what you read and will message me instead.

But really, hit me up. Let's chat. I'm hella fucking bored on here. Here is my Kik FahrenCorvalis