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26 San Antonio, TX Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:05am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm not too good at these "about you" sections. I'm new to these "match" sites. I'm actually quite shy. Only at first.

My name is Josh.

I'm half Irish, half Finnish. I'm 6'2. Um... I was born in Tennessee and moved to Texas when I was 6.

I'm damn good at making people laugh. I'm a bit of a Grammar Nazi. More on myself than on others. I'm a huge metal head. I enjoy jumping around my room, head banging and air guitaring. Or actually playing my guitar. Could never be lead, tho. More of a vocalist.

I play a bunch of vidja games. Ranging from Skyrim to Black Ops, Mortal Kombat to Mass Effect. I larp, cosplay, do a bit of gymnastics, and even play cello.

I'm not too fond of my freckles. Hated them since childhood. Possibly cause of the segregation I received. Stupid children, thinking I had chicken pox. Why would I be in school? That shit's contagious.

I've been called an asshole, mainly because I'm very blunt. I can be a dick. I like going on random adventures into the wild. Fun stuff, esplorin caves and such. Yes, I purposely misspelled exploring. I enjoy randomly going downtown and acting stupid. It's fun to watch old peoples confusion and know they're thinking "What the fuck is that kids problem?". I am a loud person. Once I get to know you. I curse a lot. Like I mean, a-fucking-lot.

For the guys. I like androgyny. I don't like hairy or muscular dudes at all. No thank you. I like nice feminine looking guys.. But they are so rare. It's unfair. Sigh...

Anyways, I'll add more eventually. Till then, wanna know more? Ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently have my own business custom making and selling cosplays and larping stuff. But its not a legitimate job, so the prents aren't to happy. College tho.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tumbling, larping, custom making cosplays and accessories. I'm good a being funny, I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My horrible freckles... And my large nose. Oh, maybe that I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything R.A. Salvatore, a bunch of aura reading and occult books, grimoires of sorts.

Movies: Equilibrium, Cloud Atlas, Matrix Trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Hobbit, All Harry Potter, Amazing Spiderman, Xmen First Class, Chronicle, Hancock, Tron, All Miyazaki, too many.

Shows: Mostly cartoons. Gumball, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Flapjack, Courage, Superjail. Then there's Supernatural, Mythbusters, Breaking Bad, House, maybe a little more. I'm not too much into television.

Music:Soilwork, Iced Earth, Coheed and Cambria, Symphony X, Dimmu Borgir, Blind Guardian, Nero, Nightwish, Kamelot, Epica, Mercenary, Project Hate, Daft Punk, The Absence, Arch Enemy, Opeth, Black Dahlia Murder, Apocalyptica, Dream Theater, Circa Survive, Owl City, Memphis May Fire, Circle Jerks, Dethklok, and just way too many.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.My Music
3.Exercise of some sort
4.My special Tea (Ask anyone who knows me, that shit is magick)
5.Me Phone. Feel weird without it. It could be dead, just need it in me pocket. (OCD)
6.Clean Air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I'm single... I don't think I'm unattractive. Maybe, Idfk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing nothing at all. Bored out of my mind most likely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You wanna know a secret? This match site thing doesn't work. Sshhh...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find me at all interesting and possibly would like a good laugh.

If you actually read my profile.

Oh, and if I've visited your profile and didn't message you, sorry. I'm not good with breaking the ice. But hey, maybe you like what you read and will message me instead.

Also, if on your "6 things without" section is God, don't bother.