I'm not like anyone you know.
I've been straight edge for twenty years.
Babies make me extremely happy.
I'm in love with the ocean.
I have a sick obsession with Halloween, Michael Myers
And The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I am a party animal
And a hermit.
I'm a good kitty haver.
Dance parties are the best thing in the world.
'MMMBop' is a great song.
I'm obsessed with freighters because I'm a pervert.
The taste of coconut juice reminds me of Pitfall for Atari.
I like drowning at the wave pool.
I'm Irish, Scottish and Native American.
I like picnics.
I miss my kitty (Pancake RIP).
Halloween is my favorite day of the year.
I'm probably the best doggy paddler in the world.
I wish I was twelve in 1957.
I'm obsessed with LOST.
Skunks smell like lemonade.
I'm a bad shopper, and I like it.
Braveheart is the best movie ever made.
I like walking in the cemetery.
I have fangs.
I once pooped my pants at Blockbuster Video.
I get morning wood in the mid-afternoon.
I like bike rides in the pouring rain.
I like to smash bread.
Music is everything.
I love kids.
I like roughin' it.
I've learned everything I know the hard way
But it's made me who the fuck I am.
I'm "unique and intense".
I don't fuck around.
When I like something, I like it a lot.
I'm beyond used to disappointment, but seriously