I refuse to summarize myself. If anything, at one point I'll have someone who knows me fill out this section for me. Until then here's some things people have had to say about me :

"I think you view the world in a different, more twisted way. Sort of like a Tim Burton style viewpoint.
I also think that you are compassionate... to those who have shown you they deserve compassion."

"You always speak your mind with no buffers which at times can seem inconsiderate to some, but to me I find it refreshing. You are who you are and people so often don't know how to just be themselves, so continue to call people out on their shit!!
You are defensive of people you care about. You are cute, sweet and absolutely hilarious.
You're cultured and have excellent taste in food and WINE. You're a tad on the geeky side, which is always sexy :) and every time you're around you make my day a little brighter!!"

"You're so needy"

"You were only attractive in person (when I'm drunk). You look gay in your pictures."

"You're a pretentious prick, and a megalomaniac."

"You're nose is crooked, and I think your clothes look stupid."

"You've got enough moxie to sink a battleship!"

Maintaining sanity. It's a full time job.

Making the wrong joke in the wrong situation at the wrong time.
Wasting my time.
Finances ... well my own at least.
Multitasking.
Making your computer work.
Cheering people up.
Making an ass of myself.
Star Wars trivia.
Thinking of the awesome thing to say 5 minutes after the fact....

Charisma +125
Dexterity + 80
Constitution +60
Intelligence +115
Strength + 50
Willpower + 100

Music :
Always changing. Current shuffle :
Joy Division, Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds, TV On The Radio, Bauhaus, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Death Cult, Pixies, The Cure, Interpol, She Wants Revenge, Chris Connelly, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Tom Waits, Black Heart Procession, Modest Mouse, Eagles Of Death Metal.

Films:
Empire Strikes Back, Death Proof, Temple Of Doom, Wrath Of Kahn, Casino Royale, Deconstructing Harry, Dawn Of The Dead.

I read comic books, graphic novels and real books too!

When it comes to food, I'll try anything twice. I am a foodie, I love all kinds of foods. I am a Beer/Wine snob.

1.Food
2.Water
3.Shelter
4.The Internet
5.A job
6.A BlackBerry

What do I want for dinner?

What did I forget (checks pockets) ?

Social dynamics.

More proof that this planet is over populated.

(Insert profound thought here)

Wherever I am. Doing whatever I'm doing.

Medical technology freaks me out.

*Not really looking for a date, just looking to make new friends.*

You aren't in pursuit of a career in the "Diva" feild.

You are NOT a MILITANT vegan.

You think any film directed by Kevin Costner is pure crap.

You share my hatred for Jimmy Buffet.

You bathe.... regularly!

You SHOULDN'T message me if :

You love Jimmy Buffet and/or films directed by Kevin Costner.

You are easily offended.

You found Jesus and want to show me where he lives.

You hate cookies, I mean seriously who hates cookies? Sick people and Nazi's, that's who.

You ONLY listen to country music and/or a huge fan of NASCAR.

You chew your food with your mouth open.

Your idea of a profound literary experience is reading the latest Harry Potter novel.

You think Nickleback is boss.

You are emotionally unstable.