Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a special little snowflake... just like everyone else.
DISCLAIMER: This is an anonymous website to be utilized as a dating
tool… If I would have no interest in you in person or just don't
think we are going to get along. I more than likely will not
respond. You may choose to message me, I am just choosing to
I'm looking to date and get to know a guy that is capable of making
me a priority. My life is pretty awesome without you.. I can't
imagine how stellar it will be with you!
The Myers Briggs Test scores me as an ENFJ.
I am a sadomasochist with a type A personality sprinkled liberally
with OCD tendencies. I am not perfect, but I like me.
Wow, that was fairly blunt wasn't it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My line of work is bookkeeping and I enjoy pulling order out of
chaos in an office environment.
I've been told I'm talented. I model, have musical ability, am
pretty good with plants and animals, and am damn handy around the
I feel just as comfortable at a black tie event rocking out one of
my dresses as I do camping in my capris and bikini setting up a
tent and going canoeing. My life is a mix of that sort of
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cleaning and organizing- I'm rather OCD
Blunt honesty- the truth? You can't handle the truth!
Corny jokes.. the kind that make you groan they were so bad.
Oh, I'm not a bad cook either.. seriously… I can boil water and
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, and Ass. Also, I tend to have rope in my purse or car all the
time. After that it's probably my smile or my laugh.. or my squeaky
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Early Poems by Leon Edgar Truesdell
The Gorean Book Series by John Norman
The Five Love Languages
Any knot book.. I love making unique knots with rope
Still have my College Literature books.. love the short stories on
a rainy day.
Die Hards (all 4)
Disney movies (they're created to make you 'feel good')
Vampire stuff... NO SCARY MOVIES!
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
What Dreams May Come
Bond Movies or similar stuff
If it has dead things in it.. ghosts, zombies, satanic vampires.. I
do not watch it. I have enough night terrors without adding
something new to my imagination.
FOOD: Allergic to Peppers
Pennsylvania Dutch Cooking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to unclutter the cabinet under my bathroom sink- which I have
finally mastered.. now onto the cabinet under the kitchen sink.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm not much of a party girl but I like to try and get myself out
of the house a few times a week... otherwise it gets lonely.
Or a roadtrip? I travel as much as my funds allow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sort of a nerd, if my dating ad was in the Daily Planet it
Seeking a good guy with the sort of moral fiber superheros are made
of. I'm partial to Batman... he's got his flaws and his baggage,
he's well off and he's realistic. Besides, have you seen his rope
skills? Must desire kids and commitment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're above a 70% in matched questions... I actually sorted
those out pretty good and have learned that 86% and above clicks
REALLY well with my outgoing personality.
I keep my age gap down at 25, however, I typically prefer to date
someone that isn't my younger brother's age. If you have your life
together I might be interested.
If you work out weekly... And look it in a height and weight
proportionate yet surprisingly not gym rat way. And want a workout
If you rock climb, canoe, hike, camp and yet still can appreciate a
video game or puzzle indoor day... Front of the line. And if you're
an Eagle Scout, marine or overall Dudley do right... Yes.
If you haven't ever been married but would like to be someday "with
the right chick"... Front of the line.
If you don't have kids yet... But would like one... Maybe two...
Front of the line.
If you like dogs and do not own cats... Front of the line.
While I am attracted to many creeds, colors, religions and
people... I have not found much in common with gentlemen of other
races. I always weigh the options if it seems a good match and have
in the past dated... Literally the rainbow of people... But through
that experience I learned what works best for me 9/10 square white
guy with a bit of facial hair.
If your sense of humor is a mix of monty python, Saturday night
live, family guy, the three stooges, plebs, archer, south park...
Yet still punny... Front of the line.
If you have a well maintained beard yet do not wear skinny jeans or
camo(except when hunting)...
If you lack skull tattoos or zombie ink.
If you lack gauged ear piercings and random face holes (not
including the ones you were born with)
If you grasp that the above rather shallow list is my "you must be
this tall to ride the roller-coaster verylikeastar".
That being said... For exceptional people I make exceptions and I
recognize that people are more than just skin and lame jokes.
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