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VerySneaky

32 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Status
Married
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm getting on in age and one thing I've always wrestled with is my lack of 'playing the field' in my late teens/young 20s. These thoughts plague my mind, and I honestly feel that unless I do something about it, it will be a regret I carry with me to the grave! I married young and though I love the wife I'm looking for an additional discrete playmate. If you think you'd want to be my partner in crime be sure to message me first, as I won't message anyone - I'm looking for a person that reads this profile and is looking for a similar experience without moral hangups.

Goodbye 99% of profile readers. To the remaining few, a bit about myself. I love fitness, outdoor activities, hbo, and internet. Perhaps a bit too generic, but when I say love, I mean I am passionate about these things.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to be more open to new experiences. I went many years saying 'No' to most things that came my way. Life is a lot more interesting when you say 'Yes'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a dabbler, so I'm mediocre at many things, rather than really good at any one thing. I love to tinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to say my appearance. I'm told I have intense eyes and a nice smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - Anything Marvel; Scott Pilgrim; Matrix; Lord of the Rings; Clerks; Chasing Amy... if it's big box office, I probably liked it!

Books - The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings; Game of Thrones; Anything Stephen King; Kilobyte
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order of importance:
- women :)
- my computer
- my gym
- a toothbrush and gum
- family and friends
- obligatory quip about food/water and shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The many forks in the road. I dwell on the past a bit I suppose, but I think that's a fairly common attribute. What if I took this job, dated that girl, moved to this town, and so forth.

I try to avoid thinking about the world on a large scale. The more I know, the more enraged I am at how ridiculous everything is. The spectrum is broad on this one - politics, religion, war. I can discuss any of it, but I honestly believe that ignorance is bliss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working! I work nights. If I am not at work, I can be found watching a movie or drinking with friends. It really depends on the season and my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Despite being a bit on the taller side, my penis is remarkably average
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read this entire profile without being repulsed and are looking for a similar experience. Don't be shy, I'm very friendly. I am disease free and 420 friendly). All play will be safe. I won't try to put my dick in your ass, unless you're into that kind of thing!