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VerySneaky

31 M Kitchener, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm getting on in age and one thing I've always wrestled with is my lack of 'playing the field' in my late teens/young 20s. These thoughts plague my mind, and I honestly feel that unless I do something about it, it will be a regret I carry with me to the grave! I married young and had a child, so I'm looking to remedy my situation as discretely as possible.

Goodbye 99% of profile readers. To the remaining few, a bit about myself. I love fitness, outdoor activities, hbo, and internet. Perhaps a bit too generic, but when I say love, I mean I am passionate about these things. I lift weights, but maintain a fairly thin but toned physique.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to be more open to new experiences. I went many years saying 'No' to most things that came my way. Life is a lot more interesting when you say 'Yes'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a dabbler, so I'm mediocre at many things, rather than really good at any one thing. If I had to say, it would be sticking to a diet/workout lifestyle, but even those could be tighter!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm going to say my appearance. I'm told I have intense eyes and a nice smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies - Anything Marvel; Scott Pilgrim; Matrix; Lord of the Rings; Clerks; Chasing Amy... if it's big box office, I probably liked it!

Books - The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings; Game of Thrones; Anything Stephen King; Kilobyte
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In order of importance:
- women :)
- my computer
- my gym
- a toothbrush and gum
- family and friends
- obligatory quip about food/water and shelter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The many forks in the road. I dwell on the past a bit I suppose, but I think that's a fairly common attribute. What if I took this job, dated that girl, moved to this town, and so forth.

I try to avoid thinking about the world on a large scale. The more I know, the more enraged I am at how ridiculous everything is. The spectrum is broad on this one - politics, religion, war. I can discuss any of it, but I honestly believe that ignorance is bliss.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working! I work nights. If I am not at work, I can be found watching a movie or drinking with friends. It really depends on the season and my mood.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Despite being a bit on the taller side, my penis is remarkably average
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read this entire profile without being repulsed and are looking for a similar experience. I am disease free and 420 friendly (but by no means required!). All play will be safe, and I won't try to put my dick in your ass!