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_kitschy

26 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6′ 0″ (1.84m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I get super nervous around street gratings and storm drains, because I know one of these days I'm going to drop my phone or my keys into it and it'll be the worst day ever.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever comes to mind. I'm an information systems major, and currently working in computer security. I'm also a hobbyist DJ.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making people laugh
-Offending people
-Fixing things
-Stealing elastics from my friends
-Seeing that on reddit like FOREVER ago
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
[1] How beautiful you are, my darling!

Oh, how beautiful!

Your eyes behind your veil are doves.

Your hair is like a flock of goats

descending from Mount Gilead.

[2] Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn,

coming up from the washing.

Each has its twin;

not one of them is alone.

[3] Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon;

your mouth is lovely.

Your temples behind your veil

are like the halves of a pomegranate.

[4] Your neck is like the tower of David,

built with elegancea;

on it hang a thousand shields,

all of them shields of warriors.

[5] Your two breasts are like two fawns,

like twin fawns of a gazelle

that browse among the lilies.

[6] Until the day breaks

and the shadows flee,

I will go to the mountain of myrrh

and to the hill of incense.

[7] All beautiful you are, my darling;

there is no flaw in you.

-Song of songs 4:1-7

Indeed, King Solomon was describing me, in detail, thousands of years before my birth.

Except for the titties part maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Mostly technical books, though I am a bit partial to Vonnegut. You should suggest something for me to read. Do comics and manga count as well?

Movies: I seem to gravitate towards cult classics, dark humor and action flicks. I think my all-time favorite movie is Hackers.

Shows: I don't watch all that much TV, and some of the shows I do end up liking tend to get canceled :C. I guess those two facts go hand in hand. Some of the shows I like are The Daily Show, Firefly, The IT Crowd, Iron Chef (The Old Japanese one, not the American wannabe bs), Community, Dead Like Me, It's Always Sunny

Music: Pretty much everything, but I'm really into Drum & Bass and Juke / Footwork at the moment. Still getting my feet wet with Dubstep, but there are some promising people over in that realm. I'm willing to listen to anything, always on the hunt for new sounds. Some of the artists I'm really feelin at the moment, in no real order: Digital Mystikz]], [Sinistarr, The Aquabats, Rustie, Hudson Mohawke, Bomb The Music Industry!, V.I.V.E.K., Julio Bashmore, Reso, Rise Against, Stray, Machinedrum, Shlomo, Danny Byrd, Minus The Bear, Cibo Matto, Danny Brown. I'm slowly going back and listening through 90s electronica (Moby, Boards of Canada, Orbital, etc.)

Food: I always order my burgers medium rare, because I want the cow to still be able to moo in pain as I bite into it. Pizza is always a good choice unless it's digiorno. Pho is awesome, as is grapefruit juice. Though not at the same time. I put sriracha on damn near everything. And all the sweets. ALL THE SWEETS.

Foods I don't really care for:
- Shellfish (I'm allergic to most)
- Spaghetti
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.The Internet

2. NPR (actually, that entire low end range of radio stations is really good. NPR is what's usually on, C-SPAN isn't so bad when people aren't calling in, and WEAA usually has something interesting on too.)

3. Massive Subwoofers

4. Weird music

5. News articles about weird shit.

6. Throwing shade
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I read a lot of articles on various subjects, so I'm usually thinking about whatever I've read recently. So, you know, regular stuff about how calvin klein cologne attracts wild animals or vaginal implants or whatever.

Controversial/Taboo subjects are the most fun. I almost always play devil's advocate, just for a glimpse of the other side, if nothing else. I enjoy debate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, usually. Parties/Shows/Raves, or just general debauchery with friends. On the few weekends I'm just too lazy or exhausted to go out, I'll usually be playing video games or lurking 4chan or reddit or something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I had a strange condition about a decade ago, and it's left my nipples unusually perky. True story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've ever poured cereal in a bowl before realizing there's no milk.

You've ever said 'you too' at a time when it was inappropriate.

You've ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you.

Your taste in music isn't summarized as 'Everything but rap and country'.