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26 • Baltimore, MD • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 20–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 3:16am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Libra, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on university
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), French (Poorly)
-Stealing elastics from my friends
-Seeing that on reddit like FOREVER ago
Oh, how beautiful!
Your eyes behind your veil are doves.
Your hair is like a flock of goats
descending from Mount Gilead.
 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn,
coming up from the washing.
Each has its twin;
not one of them is alone.
 Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon;
your mouth is lovely.
Your temples behind your veil
are like the halves of a pomegranate.
 Your neck is like the tower of David,
built with elegancea;
on it hang a thousand shields,
all of them shields of warriors.
 Your two breasts are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.
 All beautiful you are, my darling;
there is no flaw in you.
-Song of songs 4:1-7
Indeed, King Solomon was describing me, in detail, thousands of years before my birth.
Except for the titties part maybe.
Movies: I seem to gravitate towards cult classics, dark humor and action flicks. I think my all-time favorite movie is Hackers.
Shows: I don't watch all that much TV, and some of the shows I do end up liking tend to get canceled :C. I guess those two facts go hand in hand. Some of the shows I like are The Daily Show, Firefly, The IT Crowd, Iron Chef (The Old Japanese one, not the American wannabe bs), Community, Dead Like Me, Black Mirror. I'm way behind on some other stuff like Breaking Bad, so if you need a buddy to catch up on it (or just watch it again) with, I'm your guy.
Music: Pretty much everything, but I'm really into Drum & Bass and Juke / Footwork at the moment. Still getting my feet wet with Dubstep, but there are some promising people over in that realm. I'm willing to listen to anything, always on the hunt for new sounds. Some of the artists I'm really feelin at the moment, in no real order: Digital Mystikz, Sinistarr, The Aquabats, Rustie, Hudson Mohawke, Bomb The Music Industry!, V.I.V.E.K., Julio Bashmore, Reso, Rise Against, Stray, Machinedrum, Shlomo, Danny Byrd, Minus The Bear, Cibo Matto, Danny Brown. I'm slowly going back and listening through 90s electronica (Moby, Boards of Canada, Orbital, etc.)
Food: I always order my burgers medium rare, because I want the cow to still be able to moo in pain as I bite into it. Pizza is always a good choice unless it's digiorno. Pho is awesome, as is grapefruit juice. Though not at the same time. I put sriracha on damn near everything. And all the sweets. ALL THE SWEETS.
Foods I don't really care for:
- Shellfish (I'm allergic to most)
2. NPR (actually, that entire low end range of radio stations is really good. NPR is what's usually on, C-SPAN isn't so bad when people aren't calling in, and WEAA usually has something interesting on too.)
3. Massive Subwoofers
4. Weird music
5. News articles about weird shit.
6. Throwing shade
Controversial/Taboo subjects are the most fun. I almost always play devil's advocate, just for a glimpse of the other side, if nothing else. I enjoy debate.
You've ever said 'you too' at a time when it was inappropriate.
You've ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you.
Your taste in music isn't summarized as 'Everything but rap and country'.
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