So... I'm Matt ... tada ...
I call people human rather than they're name. Mostly because it amuses me, and if it weirds you out; good.

I'm not really looking for dates in general, I'm kinda fine being single for now. If I make a new friend and emotions go with it, cool. Just not actively searching for it.

Basic junk
-Human
-Ethnically Jewish, 100% atheist
-Sarcastic as hell
-Dyslexic. It takes multiple attempts to read longer profiles.
-INTJ if you're into the Myers Briggs thing.
-I get called smart a lot, but I'm fairly certain that's more of the humans I'm surrounded by.
-Not a fan of being called cute/hot/etc. If I am cool, if I'm not oh well.

Things I really care about
-Nature and wildlife conservation
-Treating other people by there actions not by their race, sex, or sexually orientation etc
-LGBT rights.

Things that piss me of-
-Humans who whistle "causally"
-Humans who snap to music
-Jersey shore, honey boo boo
-Humans who hunt for sport or hurt animals
-Humans who try to "save my soul".
-Humans that can't spell.
-Swag, hipster glasses, duckface/"kissy" face
-Humans.

So right now I'm on the fence about dating. Part of me wants a partner in crime, part needs cuddling/intimacy, part wonders how much it would cost to replace parts for robot parts, and the rest knows I'm too introverted in a relationship.

The "girl of my dreams"-
It's all human to me. I've got various turn-ons/turn-offs, but essentials
-Female (I'm straight after all)
-Atheist or fine with me being one.
-Not heavier than me. Sorry, but I can't sweep you off your feet if I can't pick you up.

Not too much... Well... There was this one time when I got into a massive car accident and my brain was put into a robot body so I could live on. I soon became fed up with organic life forms, and led an army of synthetics against humanity. Not recalling that bit of history? No need to go looking it up to find out how it ended, I'll just tell ya. My armies decimated cities and the leaders of the world were crushed under my titanium alloy boot.

But besides that, not too much.

Making people laugh, giving massages, cuddling, naming inanimate objects, critical thinking. Apparently run on sentences as well.

I call people 'human' instead of their name. This is not because I'm an alien/robot/lizardman.

It's a reminder, mostly to myself, that we are all human. No matter how different we look or how much the species fights amongst itself; we are all the same mildly evolved ape.

Books - I'm a bit dyslexic so my list is a bit short; One flew over the Cuckoo's nest, Fight Club, Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

Movies / tv -
Nature documentaries Planet Earth, Life, Blue Planet are my favorites
Dr Who, Archer, Family Guy, the Simpsons, old school cartoons

Music -
80's hair bands all the way.
Guns n Roses Night train - Paradise City- Welcome to the jungle
Motley Crue Live Wire
Whitesnake Here I Go Again
Dio holy diver
Blue oyster cult My user name is from a song of theirs.
Queen, AC/DC, Aerosmith, The Cult, Charm City Devils, Boston, The Rolling Stones, Slash, Pink Floyd, Bon Jovi, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Pearl Jam,Nirvana

Food - edible food (unedible food bad)

Food I like but can't eat because life's a bitch-
(They're not allergies it's complicated)
Alcohol stronger than beer and wine
Raw fruits and vegetables
Too much cooked fruits and vegetables
Peanuts and other nuts
Anything spicier than mild
KFC for some reason

-My dog Jake
-My bad ass toeshoes.
-Boat (that's what I named my car)
-Time to think.
-Nap time/cuddle time/sleep in till noon time
-Energy drinks (At work, I don't give a fuck unless I've had one)

How fucked the human race is.

Kicking ass and chewing bubblegum

I'm fixed.
If you love children, and you only want biological kids... I'm not the human for you.
When I'm ready for kids, I'll adopt.

Please don't use the generic "how are you?"
The people who've used that or some form of it in past, seemed like cool/interesting people. They just managed to say the lamest uninteresting thing.

So generic conversation starters-
*I saw you like 'X', 'X' kicks ass and chews bubblegum! 'X' is way cooler than 'Z'!
X = Something I like or said
Z = Something lame/your mom

*I think the human race is totally fucked too! ...

*I love your dog! You and your dog should meet my dog! (side note: Jake will very likely hump your dog/leg. This could make things awkward.)

*Something original

*You caught a spelling error. I wrote all this on my phone, so no spelling/grammar check.