Konnichiwa!! Watashi no namae wa... des!! Wait...damnit wrong language!

Congratulations! By looking at this profile you have demonstrated amazing taste! You have either received an incredible message from yours truly and you just have to see what kind of fantastic person I am.

However!! You may have been tricked. I am actually a 3 ton gerbil with super-intelligence who has learned to type as part of a freak scientific experiment created in the laboratory on Plumb Island by a genius geneticist.

OR

I am an extremely outgoing, fun loving, humorous, passionate, and goal oriented individual. I discovered my vocation as a veterinarian and have been living a life I love everyday. I am extremely active and live a healthy lifestyle. My family is incredibly important to me as well as my friends. Passion would be my number one biggest strength in life. It has provided me with the strength to accomplish all the goals I have set out for myself.

I'm more of a Cobra Kai than Miyagi-do.. the sorting hat would have placed me in Slytherin... Given the choice I'd choose the Dark Side

Can you decipher the truth ?

I have a PhD in astrology... because I'm a star! I have a black belt in stealing picnic baskets because I'm smarter than the average bear, Trying to take over the world, training to be a ninja from a talking rat and 4 rad turtles, being the protector of the furry kind, typing this sentence at this exact moment, traveling to all corners of the globe searching for important architectural findings while simultaneously fighting off Nazis at every corner. In other words - I'm living the dream

Meowing back at cats when they meow at me, chewing gum AND walking at the same time, laser tag, providing the perfect internet pic at any point in a conversation, building blanket forts, winning Nerf wars, defusing hostage situations, not finishing filling this section ou

That I'm walking on two feet, I'm not on fire, I don't have vampire fangs, and then my impressive build and radiating smile. I'm always smiling I can't get rid of it!

Books - Good Night Moon, the Little Engine that Could, Bunnicula, The Polar Express, Where the Side walk ends - you know the books that made you love being young and alive..
Movies - All Disney movies, Manly movies with EPIC EXPLOSIONS!! terrible awful movies like Army of Darkness, Chick Flicks - The Notebook was inspired by me, Never Back Down!! The Princess Bride - I'm looking to find that girl who I can say to "As you wish"... I'm just not ok being thrown down a hill as I bruise easily haha :P
TV - Doug, Rocko's Modern life, Duck Tales, Arrested Development, Tosh.0, South Park, Family Guy, Super Natural, House MD, Entourage, How I Met your Mother, 30 Rock,
Music - Examples - see down below

http://youtu.be/6P23c9KO5uY - Singer totally jacked my style.. it's ridiculous

http://youtu.be/z9smpfuymIU - if this makes you happy/smile/laugh on more than one level - then we will get along :D

http://youtu.be/f0EQlIzPowM - my new favorite band!

Food - Italian, Chinese, Greek , anything and everything - my inner fat kid jumps up and down in glee for fatty foods

my cat - Furry Corsten - BONUS POINTS IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE
training in martial arts (krav maga, ninjutsu, tae kwon do, karate)
my friends
my family
my music collection
my hair gel (I'm from Jersey I have to look fresh to death always)

cats and why I can't hug them all

how many awesome variations of "bro" I can use - current favorite
Tae Kwon Bro.... and you have to go to the brojo to train

How the world would have been different if "Zyzz" didn't pass away *sniff* you'll be miss brah... I don't even want to lift on this planet anymore :P

what if we all have super powers, but the Earth weakens us...

there is no typical Friday night - every Friday night is different! You think I adhere to a boring schedule... Pfffffff

I love cheesy 80s movies ( Weird Science, 16 Candles, The Lost Boys)

I am from Jersey - On the exterior I appear as if I'm a Jersey Shore cast member but internally I am the complete opposite... I wouldn't change that for anyone.

You think you can match my humor and energy.
You realize there are good people in this world and that I'm one of them - that I'm that guy you wished every guy was.. yeah that's me.
if you like to laugh, have fun, and want to get out and see the world.
Take a chance - I won't bite... tho Furry on the otherhand.. yeah he'll bite you.. He can be a bastard :)
I can't believe I actually have to say this... but you actually look like your picture.
You are NOT a catfish