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VexednGlorious

32 Rockville, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
August 28th - Anyone interested in going to see a Game of Thrones themed burlesque show tonight in Baltimore??

In my 32 years I've: ran a lap at a roller derby bout dressed
as a robot and dished out hugs and claw-fives, pulled a nail out of a
stranger's skull with my teeth, sang "Dream a Little Dream of Me"
while sitting on the lap of a transvestite at a Chinese restaurant in
NYC, stapled money to a midget's ass, swam with more than 720,000 single-celled bioluminescent dinoflagellates, paraded around in a pink gorilla outfit for a friend's pre-wedding festivities, danced half-naked around a bonfire at a pagan festival, viewed sharks from a steel cage, and hang glided dressed as a T-Rex.

For me life is about the moments, the stories and the experience. Rather than tell you about my self-perceived attributes (which let's face it, we're all going to paint ourselves in the best light) I decided to share some moments with you ... though I'd rather share these with you in person ... or maybe even create some of our own. I need people to vouch for some of the shit I do. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working 3 days a week (never weekends) at Suburban hospital as a registered nurse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a muse and inspiring/enabling others.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite authors: Neil Gaiman, Claude Lalumiere, H.P. Lovecraft, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Atul Gawande, Paulo Coehlo, Kurt Vonnegut and Chuck Palahniuk.
Hmm. Any female author recommendations?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your mom.

Your second cousin on your dad's side (twice removed).

Your great aunt.

Your elderly next-door neighbor.

Your family pet.

And you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness - the lack of, the pursuit of and how I can be happier. Nature. "In the woods is perpetual youth." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Conflict and how to solve it. NPR. Social networks and lack of community/rise of individualism. Buddhism. Technology and its impact on society. Where to go hiking/travel to next. TED talks. Man versus machine and the innate flaws of being human. How to open a closed heart without surgical intervention. Bioethics. How to put more awesome in the world. How flawed online dating is due to the paradox of choice. 50,000 First Dates
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I play Magic: The Gathering. I probably have 2-3 decks in my purse at any given time.

Update: I still play Magic but Hearthstone is my new guilty pleasure.
You should message me if
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MAKE YOUR CONVERSATIONS COME TRUE. DO IT.
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