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VexednGlorious

32 Laurel, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
* out of country: Argentina/Uruguay - March 12th - 24th *

In my 32 years of life, I've: slept under the stars in the Sahara Desert, made snow angels in the Himalayas, ran a lap at a roller derby bout dressed as a robot and dished out hugs and claw-fives, pulled a nail out of a stranger's skull with my teeth, sang "Dream a Little Dream of Me" while sitting on the lap of a transvestite at a Chinese restaurant in NYC, licked the Blarney Stone, went hiking down into grand canyons and up rocky mountains, swam with more than 720,000 single-celled bioluminescent dinoflagellates, asked prostitutes for directions to our hostel, went underground in Seattle, paraded around in a pink gorilla outfit for a friend's pre-wedding festivities, danced half-naked around a bonfire at a pagan festival in NY, braved white water in northern Thailand, viewed sharks from a steel cage in Hawaii, and much more.

For me, life is about the moments ... the experiences. So rather than tell you about my self-perceived attributes, I decided to share some of my greatest moments.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 3 days a week (never weekends) at Suburban hospital as a registered nurse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a muse and inspiring/enabling others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your mom.

Your second cousin on your dad's side (twice removed).

Your great aunt.

Your elderly next-door neighbor.

Your family pet.

And you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness - the lack of, the pursuit of and how I can be happier. Nature. "In the woods is perpetual youth." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Conflict and how to solve it. NPR. Social networks and lack of community/rise of individualism. Buddhism. Technology and its impact on society. Where to go hiking/travel to next. TED talks. Man versus machine and the innate flaws of being human. How to open a closed heart without surgical intervention. Bioethics. How to put more awesome in the world. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mDE3pyuWJU )
Does the popularity of the selfie just prove how lonely we really are?
Are men so deeply socialized to value women solely based on appearance that many of them seem unable to take into account any other aspect of who she is, such as intelligence or capacity for self-reflection or suffocating douchiness?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play Magic: The Gathering. I probably have 2-3 decks in my purse at any given time.

Update: I still play Magic but Hearthstone is my new guilty pleasure.
You should message me if
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you would NOT message OKCupid user AaronCarterFan. No clue what the fuck I'm talking about? Read this: http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/