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VexednGlorious

31 F Laurel, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In my 31 years of life, I've: slept under the stars in the Sahara Desert, made snow angels in the Himalayas, ran a lap at a roller derby bout dressed as a robot and dished out hugs and claw-fives, pulled a nail out of a stranger's skull with my teeth, visited the gravestone of a devil child in Iceland, sang "Dream a Little Dream of Me" while sitting on the lap of a transvestite at a Chinese restaurant in NYC, licked the Blarney Stone in Ireland, went hiking down into grand canyons and up rocky mountains, swam with more than 720,000 single-celled bioluminescent dinoflagellates in Puerto Rico, asked prostitutes for directions to our hostel in Costa Rica, went underground in Seattle, paraded around in a pink gorilla outfit for a friend's pre-wedding festivities, danced half-naked around a bonfire at a pagan festival in NY, braved white water in northern Thailand, viewed sharks from a steel cage in Hawaii, and much more.

For me, life is about the moments ... the experiences. So rather than tell you about my self-perceived attributes, I decided to share some of my greatest moments.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your mom.

Your second cousin on your dad's side (twice removed).

Your great aunt.

Your elderly next-door neighbor.

Your family pet.

And you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness - the lack of, the pursuit of and how I can be happier. Nature. "In the woods is perpetual youth." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Conflict and how to solve it. NPR. Social networks and lack of community/rise of individualism. Buddhism. Technology and its impact on society. Where to go hiking/travel to next. TED talks. Man versus machine and the innate flaws of being human. How to open a closed heart without surgical intervention. Bioethics. How to put more awesome in the world. ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mDE3pyuWJU )

Why do most people use selfies exclusively for their profile photos? Perhaps 90% of the OKCupid community has no friends? If you are part of that 90%, message me. I will take your photo.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play Magic: The Gathering. I probably have 2-3 decks in my purse at any given time.

Update: I still play Magic but Hearthstone is my new guilty pleasure.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are courageous, charming, open-minded and dependable. Also, please be willing to meet in person. I can't fairly gauge how we'll get along based on your profile or our match %.

... you want to go on a date with Optimus Prime. This can be arranged.