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32 Laurel, MD Woman


I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:35am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In my 32 years of life, I've: slept under the stars in the Sahara Desert, made snow angels in the Himalayas, ran a lap at a roller derby bout dressed as a robot and dished out hugs and claw-fives, pulled a nail out of a stranger's skull with my teeth, visited the gravestone of a devil child in Iceland, sang "Dream a Little Dream of Me" while sitting on the lap of a transvestite at a Chinese restaurant in NYC, licked the Blarney Stone in Ireland, went hiking down into grand canyons and up rocky mountains, swam with more than 720,000 single-celled bioluminescent dinoflagellates in Puerto Rico, asked prostitutes for directions to our hostel in Costa Rica, went underground in Seattle, paraded around in a pink gorilla outfit for a friend's pre-wedding festivities, danced half-naked around a bonfire at a pagan festival in NY, braved white water in northern Thailand, viewed sharks from a steel cage in Hawaii, and much more.

For me, life is about the moments ... the experiences. So rather than tell you about my self-perceived attributes, I decided to share some of my greatest moments.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making social interactions awkward, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, not understanding deadpan sarcasm, skipping the small talk, being a muse and inspiring/enabling others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Your mom.

Your second cousin on your dad's side (twice removed).

Your great aunt.

Your elderly next-door neighbor.

Your family pet.

And you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Happiness - the lack of, the pursuit of and how I can be happier. Nature. "In the woods is perpetual youth." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. Conflict and how to solve it. NPR. Social networks and lack of community/rise of individualism. Buddhism. Technology and its impact on society. Where to go hiking/travel to next. TED talks. Man versus machine and the innate flaws of being human. How to open a closed heart without surgical intervention. Bioethics. How to put more awesome in the world. ( )
Does the popularity of the selfie just prove how lonely we really are?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play Magic: The Gathering. I probably have 2-3 decks in my purse at any given time.

Update: I still play Magic but Hearthstone is my new guilty pleasure.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you are courageous, charming, open-minded and dependable. Also, please be willing to meet in person.

If you do send a message you are more apt to get a reply if you live nearby and are a non-smoker with similar interests who doesn't just compliment my looks and ask how am doing. Stuck on what to say? I love random facts! I generally toss out messages from people whose match percentage is less than 50%.